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Seriously, who throws a shoe?  Reply with quote  

Someone has a clear shot at the president and they use it to throw a shoe??

I'm guessing that this was some well-tought out plan to assassinate the president, meticulously organized, every detail poured over, only to have failed in the final seconds.


[Muntadar al-Zeidi talking to the leader of the plan via an earpiece.]

Leader: Seven years of planning, my life's work has come down to this. You've infiltrated the reporters. You have one clear shot at taking down the president. Are you ready?

Muntadar al-Zeidi: Yes!!

Leader: SHOOT THE INFIDEL!!!

[pause]

Muntadar al-Zeidi: Uh...

Leader: Well? Shoot! SHOOT THE INFIDEL!!! [pause] You have the gun, right? [long pause] You have the gun, right?!!

Muntadar al-Zeidi: Oh, that gun! Of course. Er, actually, ...no. Slight problemo. I may have left it on the kitchen counter...

Leader: [Incoherent string of obscenities while pounding head on the desk]

Muntadar al-Zeidi: The president is at the microphone! What do I do?!

Leader (sarcastically): I don't know, why don't you point your finger at him and make gun noises.

Muntadar al-Zeidi: Hang on! I have a shoe.

Leader: A what?

Muntadar al-Zeidi: A shoe.

Leader: ...is it filled with a deadly explosive?

Muntadar al-Zeidi: No.

Leader: Is it lined with a incredibly sharp razor blade?

Muntadar al-Zeidi: No. But it's kinda heavy. It may leave a bruise if I throw it at him.

Leader (sighing): Fine. whatever.... THROW YOUR SHOE AT THE INFIDEL!!!!
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Re: Seriously, who throws a shoe?  Reply with quote  

Watching The Wheels wrote:
Someone has a clear shot at the president and they use it to throw a shoe??

I'm guessing that this was some well-tought out plan to assassinate the president, meticulously organized, every detail poured over, only to have failed in the final seconds.


[Muntadar al-Zeidi talking to the leader of the plan via an earpiece.]

Leader: Seven years of planning, my life's work has come down to this. You've infiltrated the reporters. You have one clear shot at taking down the president. Are you ready?

Muntadar al-Zeidi: Yes!!

Leader: SHOOT THE INFIDEL!!!

[pause]

Muntadar al-Zeidi: Uh...

Leader: Well? Shoot! SHOOT THE INFIDEL!!! [pause] You have the gun, right? [long pause] You have the gun, right?!!

Muntadar al-Zeidi: Oh, that gun! Of course. Er, actually, ...no. Slight problemo. I may have left it on the kitchen counter...

Leader: [Incoherent string of obscenities while pounding head on the desk]

Muntadar al-Zeidi: The president is at the microphone! What do I do?!

Leader (sarcastically): I don't know, why don't you point your finger at him and make gun noises.

Muntadar al-Zeidi: Hang on! I have a shoe.

Leader: A what?

Muntadar al-Zeidi: A shoe.

Leader: ...is it filled with a deadly explosive?

Muntadar al-Zeidi: No.

Leader: Is it lined with a incredibly sharp razor blade?

Muntadar al-Zeidi: No. But it's kinda heavy. It may leave a bruise if I throw it at him.

Leader (sighing): Fine. whatever.... THROW YOUR SHOE AT THE INFIDEL!!!!


And then using his matrix moves, the real american hero dodged it while the secret service did nothing.

SS guy: Its a shoe right, wow look at the presidents moves

SS guy 2: huh that was weird do you think we should do something?

1:Nah its just a shoe, no one has ever tried to use a shoe as a bomb or anything

2: Check it out hes throwing another one

1: Oooh, dodged again, man the presidents got serious moves

2: Hell yeah! Wait, whoah! he has another shoe!

1: Should we get him?

2: Meh? let him try and kill the president, what are the chances anyway?

1: Yeah, far be it from us to do our jobs anyway
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