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Skippykelly



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Zen wrote:
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Um, you also have to be hung- otherwise, it's comedy instead of porn...


Way to be a dream killer...
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Watching The Wheels



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fortune cookie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
Watching The Wheels wrote:
Tito wrote:
18Rabbit wrote:

She's a real lesbian though, not a porn lesbian. Don't get too excited.


You mean they are not the same thing? You mean those women are acting???? You mean that if I showed up at Etheridge's house in a Sparklett's water truck with a half open shirt exposing my hairy but well toned chest they wouldn't offer to pop my cork, drain my bottle, drink my product, all to a soundtrack of cheesy guitars???


No, silly. You have to be delivering a pizza. Don't you know ANYTHING about sex? Geez!


Um, you also have to be hung- otherwise, it's comedy instead of porn... Razz


If they're hung, that's not porn. That's necrophilia.

...can't it be both?
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walk



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Watching The Wheels wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
Watching The Wheels wrote:
Tito wrote:
18Rabbit wrote:

She's a real lesbian though, not a porn lesbian. Don't get too excited.


You mean they are not the same thing? You mean those women are acting???? You mean that if I showed up at Etheridge's house in a Sparklett's water truck with a half open shirt exposing my hairy but well toned chest they wouldn't offer to pop my cork, drain my bottle, drink my product, all to a soundtrack of cheesy guitars???


No, silly. You have to be delivering a pizza. Don't you know ANYTHING about sex? Geez!


Um, you also have to be hung- otherwise, it's comedy instead of porn... Razz


If they're hung, that's not porn. That's necrophilia.

...can't it be both?


you know that halloween episode of south park where korn guest-starred and they did that whole "this is what it would sound like if someone was to have sex with a dead person" bit?
what you just wrote wtw, was grosser than that.
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walk wrote:
Watching The Wheels wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
Watching The Wheels wrote:
Tito wrote:
18Rabbit wrote:

She's a real lesbian though, not a porn lesbian. Don't get too excited.


You mean they are not the same thing? You mean those women are acting???? You mean that if I showed up at Etheridge's house in a Sparklett's water truck with a half open shirt exposing my hairy but well toned chest they wouldn't offer to pop my cork, drain my bottle, drink my product, all to a soundtrack of cheesy guitars???


No, silly. You have to be delivering a pizza. Don't you know ANYTHING about sex? Geez!


Um, you also have to be hung- otherwise, it's comedy instead of porn... Razz


If they're hung, that's not porn. That's necrophilia.

...can't it be both?


you know that halloween episode of south park where korn guest-starred and they did that whole "this is what it would sound like if someone was to have sex with a dead person" bit?
what you just wrote wtw, was grosser than that.

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zendao42



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Dude, that's even grosser than actually fucking a corpse! Razz

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dougp



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zendao42 wrote:
Dude, that's even grosser than actually fucking a corpse! Razz


Certainly not the voice of experience?!?!? Shocked
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zendao42



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dougp wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

Dude, that's even grosser than actually fucking a corpse! Razz


Certainly not the voice of experience?!?!? Shocked


Certainly not! I've never fisted a jar of mayo, that's disgusting! Razz

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