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Mr. Mister



Joined: 13 Feb 2009
Posts: 9
Location: Atlanta, GA
"Why you're nothing but a...  Reply with quote  

...Moore-loving froth slave!" It'd be insulting anywhere but here.

My name is Daniel and I have too many jobs, one of which is with Starbucks as Lord of Drive-Thru Land during hours, peon of Dish Land after we close. I'm also a piano teacher (glorified babysitter,) a paid member of a church choir (money-mongering sleazebag,) and accompanist for small-scale Atlanta musicals (gay.)

Fluke was my first Moore book and was hooked when I realized that after laughing hysterically at whaley-boy penis coffee (destroying what little was left of my maturity) I had actually learned something. People had to start paying me to shut up about the difference between memes and genes.

I'm a full time student studying piano performance or accounting, I can't decide which. I have limited decision-making capacity. I used it on deciding to buy and read every Chris Moore book in order. I started in December and I'm almost done with You Suck! I might make it before he gets to Atlanta oh boy oh boy oh boyohboyohboyohboy!

Also, my shirt is on fire.

Oh, and general consensus seems to be that new guys bring pie. Enjoy! This should totally count twice.

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FattyFattyPorkFace



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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Location: Michigan
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Welcome.
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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Very Happy Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search-
it's good with math pie, too... Wink

Guess I'll be seeing you next week in Decatur, feel free to bring some more pie with you... Cool

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JustAGirl



Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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Hey, Mr.! Welcome!
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Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
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If Walk sees your offering, she may love you long time. Welcome!
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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
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Location: In the home stretch...
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Nice pie!

Go for the piano thing, my little cousin did that and she's spent the last two years in China teaching ESL... her dad is an accountant, he's only been to China to visit... just sayin'...

Oh, and welcome Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Vahlee



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Location: Not-so-back to school
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Welcome. Hope to see you at the Decatur signing on the 23rd. Very Happy
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Watching The Wheels



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
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Location: DC
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Mr. Mister! I WILL take these broken wings and learn to fly!

...
Oh? Not that one?
*ahem*

Anyway. Hiya! Welcome aboard!
Nice job with the pi.

Tough break with the shirt.
And to think people laugh at me when I spend hours soaking my shirts in flame retardant chemicals.
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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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Location: Easy street
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Woll...howdy, Lil' Mister!

Nice PI!...? Shocked Embarassed
Sorry not used to saying that to a guy.

*Spikes my cup of cocoa* Cheers!
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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

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Vixen Jules



Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Hey.
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Mr. Mister



Joined: 13 Feb 2009
Posts: 9
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Thanks all. Time to poast like a madman!
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Sephonae



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Mr. Mister wrote:


Best. Pie. Ever.

Welcome!
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girlEgirl



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hey arent you a band from the eighties?
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Mr. Mister



Joined: 13 Feb 2009
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Location: Atlanta, GA
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Wow! Haha, apparently, I am.

I've got some research to do- apparently, I need to take some time to get to know myself.
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For the last time Mark, 'asphalt' is not a compound word, quit raising your hand.

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mllefifi



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You could have chosen a different name, from an Oscar Hammerstein lyric:

    "Oh, listen sister,
    I love my mister man..."

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