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lisa



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Krishna was always stealing butter. During one of the raids, he heard approaching footsteps and hid under the baskets. The footsteps started to circle the room. Unconcerned, Krishna began to gobble the butter in his hands. The Four Vedas that were born as bells and now entwined in his crown, feet and hands began to chime.

Krishna says, Shush. STFU.

The bells said, Lord, is it not ritual that when you are offered food at temples we chime? We must do our duty.
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Post Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:31 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
18Rabbit



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I don't think that's "Fool" that TacoBob shipped to you, sounds more like "Catcher in the Rye".

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Why was he gobbling butter? That's just gross, that's what that is.
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Skippykelly wrote:

Why was he gobbling butter? That's just gross, that's what that is.


Makes me miss popcorn... Sad

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zendao42 wrote:
Makes me miss popcorn... Sad

Can't you have popcorn after it's been put in a blender with some melted butter?
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zendao42 wrote:
Skippykelly wrote:

Why was he gobbling butter? That's just gross, that's what that is.


Makes me miss popcorn... Sad


Is the Miss Popcorn Pagent affiliated with the Miss America or the Miss USA pagent?

That's a strange pagent... Krishna gobbles butter thus crowning Zen Miss Popcorn.


Wait a minute! Zen can't be crowned Miss Popcorn... She's married!
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What? Now who broke my crown? Confused

mllefifi wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

Makes me miss popcorn... Sad

Can't you have popcorn after it's been put in a blender with some melted butter?


No thanks, I'll stick to Puff Corn... Razz

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zendao42 wrote:
[...] No thanks, I'll stick to Puff Corn... Razz

Is that the same as Cheetos without the cheese? Yech.

Can't get away from corn nowadays, anyway -- all those things with corn syrup in them.

And those Sun Chips? -- first ingredient is corn. They're just boutique-style Fritos.
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And what, pray tell does Radha think of all this butter gobbling?? Hmm?? She's the one who has to live with it, right? What happened to MAN learning from WOMAN??? Or did Radha gobble the butter first, tempted by some sort of asp or cobra?

Can a god get fat?

Buddha did I suppose, but maybe he just had bad genes...
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Skippykelly wrote:
[...] Buddha did I suppose, but maybe he just had bad genes...

Buddha was a god?

Shocked
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mllefifi wrote:
Skippykelly wrote:

[...] Buddha did I suppose, but maybe he just had bad genes...

Buddha was a god?

Shocked


God's a Buddhist, I don't know about the other way around... Shocked

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Ok, so technically Buddha was just "enlightened".

Let the mirth begin!
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