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deshman



Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 36
Location: Forest Ranch, CA
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INNKEEPER! MORE PIE FOR MY MEN!

There that should do it.....

I'm new, my name is Dave and I am dying of cancer and the first person who offers sympathy is cut of on the pie. I've been a AG fan since Demon and regularly read his blog so I decided to conform. Basically I was just looking for book reccomendations as I have finally reached my life's goal and do little besides sit and read. But then I started chatting with folks on the reccomendation link and you all seem pretty cool so here I is. If you want to talk about my cancer or the best drugs you'll ever get that's cool, I don't mind talking about it just don't get all soppy, OK?
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Post Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:07 pm   View user's profile Send private message
lisa



Joined: 10 Apr 2004
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Order for a bottle of Indian drinking water. It contains arsenic. It cures cancer effectively.
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Post Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:17 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
girlEgirl



Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 6412
Location: olympia, wa
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hey again deshman. Very Happy i hope its strawberry rhubarb. and dont forget to check out the rules in the news and noise column. its one of the sticky threads on top. oh yeah and dont drink arsenic, lisa is crazy.
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Post Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:06 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Very Happy Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search & goes great with pie-
at least any pie worth eating... Wink

Most of us are up for chatting about sex, drugs & books-
the rest are just here for the pie & cocoa, but ya never know what FC might put into the refreshments... Shocked

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Keyser Soze



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Posts: 941
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hey man!
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Post Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:03 am   View user's profile Send private message
mllefifi



Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 8964
Location: Deleoware
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girlEgirl wrote:
[...] lisa is crazy.

That's just plain redundant.

Wink

Oh, and welcome!
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JustAGirl



Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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Location: North Carolina
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Howdy & welcome!
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Post Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:53 am   View user's profile Send private message
deshman



Joined: 31 Mar 2009
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Location: Forest Ranch, CA
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Mucho thanks to all who welcomed me. The rest are twats.

I heard the arsenic in small doses is a hallucinogen Laughing
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mllefifi



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deshman wrote:
[...] I heard the arsenic in small doses is a hallucinogen Laughing

Oh, no, it's not that at all; it just causes you to see things that aren't there.
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Post Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:41 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Sephonae



Joined: 10 Jun 2007
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Location: New York
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Well, since I seem to fall into "the rest" I won't welcome you. But don't think your bitch ass isn't responsible for bringing the pie. Just sayin. Wink
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Brenda



Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 272
Location: NYC
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We've chatted in the Murakami thread but wanted to echo the welcome. The folks here are a great bunch and our host is, well, just the best.

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jaandlu



Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 4578
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Welcome, deshman! I hope you brought pie. We need our pie. We get a little crazy without it. Just sayin.
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Post Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:12 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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Welcome.
Now start with the sharin, I mean the drugs, C-boy.
Skip the water and the Cocoa, go straight for the Kool-Aid.
Made it myself. Wink
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Post Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:45 am   View user's profile Send private message
girlEgirl



Joined: 19 Oct 2007
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fortune cookie wrote:
Welcome.
Now start with the sharin, I mean the drugs, C-boy.
Skip the water and the Cocoa, go straight for the Kool-Aid.
Made it myself. Wink


have you ever tried purplesourusrex?
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Post Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:32 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
lisa



Joined: 10 Apr 2004
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have you tried having cancer and not dying?
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

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