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mllefifi



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lisa wrote:
have you tried having cancer and not dying?

Do you mean fried, baked, or grilled?


(I know, that's just gross. But consider what some of our TRADITIONAL entrees look like.)
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18Rabbit



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I was going to post something snarky but I don't want to piss off karma. Welcome to the boards dude.

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fortune cookie



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Rabbit, sometimes karma just needs a good boning in the butt.
Dang! I think I caught "Cranky" from Gracie. Confused Laughing
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Katy O



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fortune cookie wrote:
Rabbit, sometimes karma just needs a good boning in the butt.
Dang! I think I caught "Cranky" from Gracie. Confused Laughing


That's "babycakes" to you, mister!

If you brought drugs, Desh, we'll probably let you out of the pie requirement.......
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Sephonae



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Nuh-uh; pie is non-negotiable. Though drugs would be gratefully accepted.
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Uptown_Toodeloo



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Sephonae wrote:
Nuh-uh; pie is non-negotiable. Though drugs would be gratefully accepted.


Yeah man, you could put some weeeed in it. Cool

And Hi, by the way. I admire your attitude.

I wasn't kidding about the weed by the way. Very Happy
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Vahlee



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Hi. Welcome aboard.

P.S. I'm Not a twat.
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deshman



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A Plenitude of Pie  Reply with quote  

How the heck do you do that "somebody wrote" thing that shows up yellow in your message?

Anyhow thanks to the new people who have welcomed me, you are formally "untwated." Remember, it is never too late to be untwated...

lisa wrote:
have you tried having cancer and not dying?

As a matter of fact lisa, that's what I've been doing for the past 13 years. Three major surgeries, radiation, chemo, clinical trials.... I should have gone for the arsenic, kool-aid or purplesourusrex (whatever the hell that is) first off.

Sephonae wrote:
Nuh-uh; pie is non-negotiable. Though drugs would be gratefully accepted.

There will be pie. Piles of pie. Oceans of pie. Pie from the sky that will get you high...................


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jsdonze



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Nice to meet you, Deshman, I'm new here too. There's pie & tart on my intro thread. Smile

Joni

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Wonko



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Welcome, deshman. I apologize for not welcoming you earlier, but the subjects of cancer, morphine and death combined make for a touchy topic to me and I wanted to be careful about what I say, so I'll just say welcome and thanks for the pie
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zendao42



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deshman wrote:

How the heck do you do that "somebody wrote" thing that shows up yellow in your message?


You click the little button that says "QUOTE"-
it should be on the right but your perception may vary... Wink

Hmmm, pies to get us high?
I guess you have that magic butter recipe, too-
wish I could find mine... Cool

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girlEgirl



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deshman wrote:
How the heck do you do that "somebody wrote" thing that shows up yellow in your message?

Anyhow thanks to the new people who have welcomed me, you are formally "untwated." Remember, it is never too late to be untwated...

lisa wrote:
have you tried having cancer and not dying?

As a matter of fact lisa, that's what I've been doing for the past 13 years. Three major surgeries, radiation, chemo, clinical trials.... I should have gone for the arsenic, kool-aid or purplesourusrex (whatever the hell that is) first off.

Sephonae wrote:
Nuh-uh; pie is non-negotiable. Though drugs would be gratefully accepted.

There will be pie. Piles of pie. Oceans of pie. Pie from the sky that will get you high...................


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oooohhhhh could it be, someone who knows less about computers then i do???? YAY!!!!


by the way, purplesourusrex is a flavor of koolaid, and i was actually asking fortune cookie if he ever tried it, after he mentioned kool-aid. you can get the same effect by mixing grape and the lemon flavors together. perfect cure for drymouth....although i havent had either pot or koolaid in many years.


two packets of koolaide (in 1995)--50 cents

i cup of sugar-- 10 cents

one eighth of commercial grade marajuanna--25$

the first sip after getting stoned--priceless!
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Jo



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Welcome, Deshman! Nice to meet you. Oceans of pie sounds great!

Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
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