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Wingnut



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fortune cookie wrote:
Wingnut wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
This is just ME.
So don't go getting all shocked an stuff.
It has been my experience throughout life, that bullies are cowards.
I have found that a good bitch slap across the chops normally stops the crap.
Peace, pot , micro-dot is all good and fine.
Some people cannot, WILL not be rehabbed.
If everyone understood there was a good chance of their bad manners getting them a swift kick in the ass, there might be less of a chance they'd misbehave.
Again that's just ME.


No it isn't. It's me too.

As someone who was bullied (I know right? How was I bullied? I'm friggin huge...) I know that the best way to take care of it is to stand up to the bully. They'll pick on someone easier next time. (And then, if you're like me, you can kick the bully's ass for that, too...) Very Happy



Yeah, um...thanks SHREK.


What? it's brimstone, I swear.
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2sisters



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Ok first I am not that bad at spelling I just don't give a shit for this post second these girls have hated me ever sense I became best friends with a boy third I know how to deal with them normally it's me who everyone else turns to to get rid of them. Also a beatnic is like an idiot or village fool another word for stupid or dim witted person
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I get dizzy when I try to read run-on sentences...
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Also a beatnic is like an idiot or village fool another word for stupid or dim witted person


In what language? Perhaps you should consult a good dictionary. However, you'll have better luck if you check under the correct spelling: beatnik. Just sayin'.
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2sisters



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Dude I'm from Cleveland step off
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Dude, we're just lovin' on ya. Well, some of us, anyways. Very Happy
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Dude I'm from Cleveland step off


Dude, I'm from Missouri. Show me.
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J freakin j . Not funny man if your gonna be an ass you can leave
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J freakin j . Not funny man if your gonna be an ass you can leave


Awww crap! Now we need permission to leave?
That's it! I'm calling in Human Resources.
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2sisters wrote:
J freakin j . Not funny man if your gonna be an ass you can leave



Um, 2sisters, unless you two know each other from outside this board you need to remember: YOU'RE the new person here. It's incredibly presumptuous of you to come onto a board such as this and tell someone else who is better established to go away.


And if YOU don't give a shit for your post, why in heaven's name did you spend the time to subject anyone else to your painful ranting? We welcome new people here but you'll find you'll have a better time if you can at least be witty and entertain people.
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No marshmellows left in the Lucky Charms again?
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I need to rethink including newbies before I get to know them and not take what people say as the god awful truth. Call me judgemental but perhaps the girls are doing is because you're just as rude to them as you've been on the boardello. Call me out on it if you like but you could tone down the attittude. We're all pretty good people here 2 if you give us a chance as we've given you.
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By not giving a shit I ment that I didn't really care if there were misspelled words in it like a rough draft of something you don't need it to be perfect also I was saying that if your gonna be an ass why are you here just go a way and stop pokiing fun at people who you don't even know!
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Yup, I gotta stop reading this.

I'm gonna faint from lack of punctuation...
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