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Allow me to reintroduce myself...
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Allow me to reintroduce myself...
Hello, all!
My name is Jessica and I hail from the land of Merry (Maryland, that is) and Mr. Moore just happens to be one of my most favorite authors. I finally got my hands on a copy of Fool and fell in love all over again, prompting me to search for this lovely bordello and re-acquaint myself with fellow Moore-o-holics.
I had a series of computer woes for the longest time. I rejoice, though, in the fact that I've finally found a hamster who's athleticism can adequately power my laptop via his exercise wheel. I'm entering my last year of college (thank fucking Christ) at Mount Saint Mary's University. I'm an accounting turned business management major who has aspirations of opening a crummy little local cafe.
I've recently come to terms with my time wasted on studying something I don't give two shits about and have resolved myself to living a life of simplicity as it's the only thing that really makes me feel happy. Screw you, you damn corporations. If you wish to suck my soul out, you're going to have to do so out of my ass.
Now, if I remember correctly, I owe you all some pie. So, here's the most inticing pie I could find to sacrifice to the Bordello gods...
Liberace made it!
Shall I disrobe for my post-pie offering probing?
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"Life's a garden: dig it" - Voltaire (well, he basically said it)
Welcome back!
