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our problem, apparently, is we marry other ethnics
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Lavandula Girl



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our problem, apparently, is we marry other ethnics  Reply with quote  

I enjoyed this write up so much, it almost made me pee a little... oh, and this Kilmeade guy? So very inbred...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/08/fox-news-host-americans-k_n_228209.html
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I love the vacant, wondering look on the blond woman while he's talking. It reminds me of the look my dog gives me when I make funny noises at him.

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I'm with the other dude who said "Huh."
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wow... i'm at loss for... ummm whats the word....???
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well it is fox news...
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Woll, if you're gonna marry Irish, I guess you got it coming.

Why didn't the blonde drive the heel of her pump into the brane of that asswipe?
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she couldn't find it
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Sure she could. It's in his head, up his ass.
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FC wrote:
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Woll, if you're gonna marry Irish, I guess you got it coming.


Whoah there big fella. The last name is KELLY...

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Kilmeade is an Irish name. He must be one of those self-hating Irish.
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Skippykelly wrote:
FC wrote:
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Woll, if you're gonna marry Irish, I guess you got it coming.


Whoah there big fella. The last name is KELLY...

Mr. Green


Meant as sarcasm, Skippy.
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I wonder how "sarcasm" is spelled in Gaelic?
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you know he's off the rails when other people on FOX News are staring at him incredulously. Their intellectual rigor is a fairly low bar to stoop below.

Well done Kilmead.

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LostInWalmart wrote:
you know he's off the rails when other people on FOX News are staring at him incredulously. [...]

Do FOX News people even know what "incredulous" means?

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mllefifi wrote:
I wonder how "sarcasm" is spelled in Gaelic?


you know i spent like a half hour yesterday tryna google that shit. HOW DO YOU SAY SARCASM IN GAELIC?????
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