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chris12gage



Joined: 09 Jul 2009
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Please, no gratuitous shagging ...  Reply with quote  

I'll have none of it!

I'm from East Texas, and have been reading the message boards for a while ... had problems getting my registration to work, so this is my first post! I usually go by '12', my nickname, since my last name is Gage. (Get it? 12 Gage, like the shotgun, only spelled differently) It makes me special-er. Wink

Funny story ... I had been meaning to read Lamb for quite a while, and had heard some cool things about Chris Moore and was intending to read something of his, too.

I walked into a B&N one day, looking for something to read. They have books. So I told the guy who greeted me that I was interested in Christopher Moore. He starts raving about CM (paid off, I'm sure) and takes me back to a back room with a dark, velvet red curtain for a door. We walked in and angels began singing, but apparently the dust in the room must've choked them up, because they started coughing and hacking.

But alas, I saw Lamb sitting on a shelf and it finally dawned on me that "Oh yeah! Chris Moore DID write that!" So I snatched it off the shelf, and I've been hooked ever since. The only book I haven't read is 'Stupidest Angel,' and that's because I can't find it. I don't like to order books ... if they're not on the shelf, I ain't buyin', sucka!

Anyway, I brought a Texas favorite ... Pecan Pie for everyone ... enjoy.

- 12

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Post Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:59 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
chris12gage



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Fuckstockings! Apparently I don't know how to add an image. Or someone ate that pie already!
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JustAGirl



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Let me try to help, darlin'...



I dearly love a pecan pie.



Welcome!
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Post Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:16 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Sephonae



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Welcome, 12Gage. Chocolate pie's a fave with the divas. Just sayin'.
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Post Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:02 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Stewies Mom



Joined: 13 Jun 2009
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I don't care what you do with your stockings, but welcome. Got any more pie to practice inserts with? I'd like a slice of cherry pie.

Post Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:03 pm   View user's profile Send private message
lisa



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Hello chris! Smile
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Post Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:32 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
zendao42



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Very Happy Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search-
hmmmm, anybody seen Joe lately? Twisted Evil

The divas do prefer chocolate but key lime is Joe's favorite-
but as long as the offering is sweet instead of savory, somebody'll be happy... Wink

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Vahlee



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Hiyas Very Happy
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Post Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:34 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
chris12gage



Joined: 09 Jul 2009
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JustAGirl wrote:
Let me try to help, darlin'...



I dearly love a pecan pie.



Welcome!


Thanks for the help!
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Post Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:14 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Katy O



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Hi Chris - I'm not from Texas, but I've lived there for a long time. So "Howdy". Maybe they'll let you keep your boots on as part of your remedial stage here.
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Lavandula Girl



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Ya know, Joe showed up briefly in Chatzy the other night... we may be able to lure him back with promises on a decent strip search.
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Ginjg



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there is no such thing as gratuitous shagging. Here, all shagging is integral.

Now, I think we'll assign NDY to do your strip search. Paging NDY - we've got a live one.
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girlEgirl



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i vote for rhubarb.




hiya noobie.
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sgt_steve



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Ginjg wrote:
there is no such thing as gratuitous shagging. Here, all shagging is integral.
Crap, I've forgotten most of my calculus. Maybe I can hit up FFPF for some floating point or fixed precision.

Post Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:30 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
fortune cookie



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Welcome and Thank You for the pie.
I do loves da Pecan variety also.
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