More New Meat

Hey there, folks!

For Christmas 2007, some friends gave me a copy of Lamb. That was the beginning; a few months later I bought a copy of You Suck. Once I'd been exposed to the journals of Abby Normal, there was no going back.

Since then, I've read all of the AG's books except Fluke, which I'm sure I will get to soon, and of course the imminent one. (Only 21 days between Obama's inauguration and a new Moore book -- 2009 is shaping up well.) Will go into more detail on each at some point in the future I am sure, but suffice to say, love 'em.

Me: I'm 47, tall, male, single, and odd. I live in San Diego, though I am in Camarillo at the moment for work reasons -- I do traffic surveys. Apart from reading, main activities include gaming, eating, sleeping, watching video, and insomnia. Other things that make me laugh include Douglas Adams, the Marx Brothers, Monty Python, Flanders & Swann, Groo the Wanderer, Weird Al Yankovic, and My Name is Earl. When not here, I can often be found online playing City of Heroes, lurking or posting on the Urban Legends Message Boards, or reading Mark Evanier's marvelous blog..

As for pie, this time of year it's probably either the French Silk from Baker's Square, or the banana cream from Marie Callender's. summerime, though, it's their fresh strawberry with whipped cream.

Now, you tell me what you know...
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Good Mungle blaith our meathalls
Woof mebble morn so green the wheel
Staggaboon undie some grapeload
To get a little feel
of my own faulty bagnose.

well get naked and have some pie in hand...it'll score ya brownie points during the strip search...
now just have fun with the rest of the crazies here!!
welcome
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~Amanda~

"I love you, even more than pie" -FOOL

HHHHHOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!
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"protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad

"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

Traffic surveys? Is that like, you wait at the intersection, and when the light turns red you jump out at unsuspecting motorists, and start asking them questions?

"Excuse me sir and or madame, can I ask you a couple of quick questions? On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being totally disagree, 10 being totally agree, how would you rate your red-light-waiting experience today?"

That's what I'm picturing, anyway.

Welcome!

Read the rules.

Bring pie.

Have fun.
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"Smacking yourself with a thawed meat-hammer never has a desired effect." - Jinxted

"Life's too short to get wrapped around the axle about the little things." - SK

-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.

Pie! Well done.
Your ACCSS will be less.... no, it will still be painful. But we appreciate the Pie. Thanks. Welcome aboard!
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Homeless people need more seasoning, use bath salts.

Single and odd... Joe is gonna loooooooooooooooooooove you

Welcome to the board
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

Dude this is awesome! I'm not the lowest on the food chain anymore! Welcome the forums!

leprrkan wrote:

Single and odd... Joe is gonna loooooooooooooooooooove you Welcome to the board

I asked myself, "Joe who?"

Then came back the answer that was popular around my high school: "Joe Mama!"

Amazing what the brain cells choose to retain, when in the meantime I can't find my car keys.
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Good Mungle blaith our meathalls
Woof mebble morn so green the wheel
Staggaboon undie some grapeload
To get a little feel
of my own faulty bagnose.

You had me at French Silk.

Welcome.
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<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Y'all should check his photo in the pictures thread.... he looks eerily like his avatar.

French silk, huh? Sounds like a pretty sexy pie. You might need to make two.
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

Lavandula Girl wrote:

French silk, huh? Sounds like a pretty sexy pie. You might need to make two.[/color]

Three would be better. Or, you know, 30.
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<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

mmmmm french silk! um i mean hi there!
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

Lavandula Girl wrote:

Y'all should check his photo in the pictures thread.... he looks eerily like his avatar.

I made the avatar from a South Park character maker, so it's supposed to. Thanks though.

As far as the French Silk pie, it's about the only dessert I actually eat slowly.
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Good Mungle blaith our meathalls
Woof mebble morn so green the wheel
Staggaboon undie some grapeload
To get a little feel
of my own faulty bagnose.

Sephonae wrote:

Lavandula Girl wrote: French silk, huh? Sounds like a pretty sexy pie. You might need to make two. Three would be better. Or, you know, 30.

Yep, with all these hungry fruitbats around here, it won't go to waste!

Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search & be so good with that pie...

E. Q. Taft wrote:

Lavandula Girl wrote: Y'all should check his photo in the pictures thread.... he looks eerily like his avatar. I made the avatar from a South Park character maker, so it's supposed to. Thanks though. As far as the French Silk pie, it's about the only dessert I actually eat slowly.

i think she was talking about joe looking like his avatar, but i could be completely wrong....incidently i looked all through the sticky picture thread , and couldnt find his pic. does he wear a rubber glove in it.
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.