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Lavandula Girl



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Okay, the story itself is rather sad... CA State workers going to food banks. But under the picture, the caption refers to the woman's 9 year old daughter. Now, by naming her that, did she want her daughter to go into adult entertainment? Or to grow up to be a Hershey Park worker? Cuz for sure she wasn't hoping her offspring would be a lawyer, or president.
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Requires registering to see it - what's the name?
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Laveric has a cousin named sky

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Goudron... the lady's 9 year old girl is named "Chocolate". Rolling Eyes

Deive, Sky is a little unusual, but at least it isn't a tasty dessert! A girl named Sky is not relegated at birth to being a stripper when she grows up.

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It's a boy named sky

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Deive wrote:
It's a boy named sky


Well, at least it still won't be an automatic stripper name! Laughing I met a guy named King once. It was his true, given name, and he wasn't the son of a washed up music star or anything. He was, apparently, named after the county Seattle's in.
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Lavandula Girl wrote:
Goudron... the lady's 9 year old girl is named "Chocolate". Rolling Eyes

Deive, Sky is a little unusual, but at least it isn't a tasty dessert! A girl named Sky is not relegated at birth to being a stripper when she grows up.


How about a boy named Sky and a little girl (sister) named Heaven? I'm waiting for the next one to be named Dirt. I actually expect it to be Earth, but I like Dirt better. Laughing

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Is the dog's name Milky Way? Laughing
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What's the last name? Maybe it's something that works with Chocolate, like Thunder.


I had a childhood friend named Happy Easter.
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I knew someone in high school names rusty shed. His first name was actually Russell but he chose to go by rusty. He owned it though. One Halloween he dressed as a rusty shed.

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An aquaintance of mine in high school dated a guy named Jeff Butz. The guy's Dad's name? Harry. Laughing
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JustAGirl wrote:
What's the last name? Maybe it's something that works with Chocolate, like Thunder.


Ewww, that just sounds like something best taken care of in a restroom.

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A couple at the church my in-laws goes to are rabid hunters and outdoorsy types. They have children named Hunter and Trapper and I was really hoping that they'd name their next one Gatherer.

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18Rabbit wrote:
A couple at the church my in-laws goes to are rabid hunters and outdoorsy types. They have children named Hunter and Trapper and I was really hoping that they'd name their next one Gatherer.


Not Skinner? Or Field Dresser? Laughing
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Lavandula Girl wrote:
18Rabbit wrote:
A couple at the church my in-laws goes to are rabid hunters and outdoorsy types. They have children named Hunter and Trapper and I was really hoping that they'd name their next one Gatherer.

Not Skinner? Or Field Dresser? Laughing

"Disemboweler" would be nice.
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