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damn those freedom hating poultry

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paulinator



Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Posts: 1
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Damn those freedom hating poultry

I知 gunna be a hobo
Riding the trains to the west
With just a dime in my pocket
And a harmonica in my mouth

I知 gunna be a loan drifter
And live in the solitude of a gypsy
Going town to town
Pick pocketing and pan handling

I知 gunna be a master criminal
Robbing bank after bank
With the cops on my tail
I値l Drive into Mexico
With money in the air

I知 gunna spread the truth
Living on the underground
Working as a spy
A shoemaker perhaps
For 32nd level masons
Who rule the world
Like a tyrant gods over their minions

I知 gunna be the emperor of earth
Where people will dance at a wink of my eye
My name will never be forgotten
And my people will love me
And women will feed me peeled grapes
As there sisters, painted in henna
Like foreign belly dancers,
Fan me with giant ostrich feathers

I知 gunna be a famous writer
And spend my mornings sleeping late
And my nights, awake writing
But my afternoons
They will be spent
Chasing the over populate chickens
Off my yard
So that I don稚 have to listen to them
Hating my freedom
Anymore!
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kindlady



Joined: 14 Feb 2005
Posts: 4
Location: Mid-Atlantic US
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I like it. I'm not sure what it is, but I feel for you in your fight against poultry. I personally like my poultry friend in strips with Polynesian sauce and a glass of sweet tea.
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