Christopher Moore Home Page

The bulletin board is currently closed to new posts. Instead, why not check out Chris' Twitter and Facebook pages?


bbs.chrismoore.com Forum Index -> Who's Who

Back by popular demand
Goto page 1, 2  Next
  Author    Thread This forum is locked: you cannot post, reply to, or edit topics. This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.
G'Loonzie



Joined: 15 Dec 2009
Posts: 12
Back by popular demand  Reply with quote  

Well, maybe not popular demand, okay probably not even demand but after and extended absen...abscen...abs...period away I'm back in the land of the fruitbat, that's right single moms the mooreon's number one fucktard is back...hey I gotta be number one in something right?

Have I been gone long enough to get another ACCS from Joe? Look hard Joe, I'm over 40 now and there's no telling who might be disguised as a polyph!

Of course I brought pie! It's my favorite birthday cake and vanilla icecream mixed up into a gooey mess....perfect for smearing all over single moms BWAAAAHAAAHAAA!

So did I miss anything? welcome to all of those who have appeared since I've been gone, if any of you are single moms I have to apologize for the inconvenience but it has been pointed out that your ACCS may not have been conducted properly, relax in my beer filled jacuzzi I'll be right with you, now JOE!! Where are you Darlin'?
_________________
Hello, my name is Don and I'm a bloodsucking fiend.

Post Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:15 am   View user's profile Send private message
18Rabbit



Joined: 21 May 2008
Posts: 1734
Location: WTF is wrong with you?
 Reply with quote  

Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

Welcome back.

Post Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:59 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
mllefifi



Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 8964
Location: Deleoware
Re: Back by popular demand  Reply with quote  

G'Loonzie wrote:
Well, maybe not popular demand, okay probably not even demand but after and extended absen...abscen...abs...p [...]

The word is "absinthe."

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool
_________________
"If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)

Post Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:37 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Vahlee



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Posts: 3675
Location: Not-so-back to school
Re: Back by popular demand  Reply with quote  

mllefifi wrote:
G'Loonzie wrote:
Well, maybe not popular demand, okay probably not even demand but after and extended absen...abscen...abs...p [...]

The word is "absinthe."


There's a drink made with absinthe and Champagne called "Death in the Afternoon" -- It's misnamed. It should be "Death in the afternoon, evening, night and most of the next day." I know from experience.
_________________
"The First Annual Boobathon Queen. "

http://www.upnorthgeorgia.org

Post Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:46 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Sephonae



Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 5218
Location: New York
 Reply with quote  

Gabberloonzie! WB, dude! WTF have you been up to, man??? And what happened to your Guinness avatar, I hardly recognized ya!
_________________
<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Post Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:16 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
G'Loonzie



Joined: 15 Dec 2009
Posts: 12
 Reply with quote  

Sephonae wrote:
Gabberloonzie! WB, dude! WTF have you been up to, man??? And what happened to your Guinness avatar, I hardly recognized ya!


Thanks Seph, great to be back, there is absolutely no where else in the world like the bordello, I let life get a hold of me and though I've lurked from time to time seemed I could never string enough time together to sit down and just chat with my fellow Mooreons.

You don't dig the new avatar? I am holding a Guinness, I thought I would let the single moms scope out how hawt I am!

Ya'll blame GirlEGirl for getting me back on here, she PM'd me and used her single mom wiles on me!
_________________
Hello, my name is Don and I'm a bloodsucking fiend.

Post Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:37 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Sephonae



Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 5218
Location: New York
 Reply with quote  

G'Loonzie wrote:
You don't dig the new avatar? I am holding a Guinness, I thought I would let the single moms scope out how hawt I am!

Shit, I totally couldn't tell till you said so...but then, I've aged recently. Very Happy
_________________
<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Post Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:45 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
girlEgirl



Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 6412
Location: olympia, wa
 Reply with quote  







_________________
clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

Post Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:35 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
 Reply with quote  

Very Happy Welcome back!

Long time, no see- who, I mean what, you been doing?

I've still got the cocoa & it's the perfect weather for it now, even in the deep south... Wink

Post Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:01 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
G'Loonzie



Joined: 15 Dec 2009
Posts: 12
 Reply with quote  

Wow GirlEGirl! I may have a hairball - so was it the hawtness of my new avatar? Just a little social research. And yes I have missed you too!

Ah Zen, I have missed your cocoa! Of course I'm willing to share my Bailey's. Well the who part is easy, a non single mom - my wife of course, but hey gotta keep it in the family right? We're getting ready to celebrate our 19th christmas together can you believe someone would put up with me that long?

Seph apparantly I missed a birthday, so happy birthday sweetness - notice how I'm laying it on because I don't remember if you're a single mom, diabolical isn't it? Maybe you couldn't see the Guinness because you we're distracted by my hawtness Twisted Evil

Ml and Val great to see ya'll are still around making the Bordello a wonderful place to hang.

18Rabbit, who needs a doll, I am nekkid on a stack of books after all and not the least bit shy and hey you might be a single mom using a picture of some goofey dude so that fucktards don't hit on you come on sugar I only bite a little! Of course if you really are the goofy guy in the picture I sincerely apologize and I will definitly not cuddle with you, sorry! Cool
_________________
Hello, my name is Don and I'm a bloodsucking fiend.

Post Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:15 am   View user's profile Send private message
Watching The Wheels



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 3412
Location: DC
 Reply with quote  

There's no way I can match the enthusiasm of gEg's post, but welcome back anyway. Very Happy
_________________
Homeless people need more seasoning, use bath salts.

Post Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:17 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Sephonae



Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 5218
Location: New York
 Reply with quote  

G'Loonzie wrote:
Seph apparantly I missed a birthday, so happy birthday sweetness - notice how I'm laying it on because I don't remember if you're a single mom, diabolical isn't it? Maybe you couldn't see the Guinness because you we're distracted by my hawtness Twisted Evil

1. Thanx.
2. Totally a single mom.
3. I was completely distracted by your rugged good looks, however, the remembrance of your marital status killed the lust buzz. Sorry. Very Happy
_________________
<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Post Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:45 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
girlEgirl



Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 6412
Location: olympia, wa
 Reply with quote  

oh i wasn't actually that excited i just like copying and pasting, and anytime one of you divo's flirt with joe it makes me happy.

seph- im pretty sure his wife is cool wit it. since it's all in fun.
_________________
clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

Post Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:38 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
 Reply with quote  

Welcome Back Gabby!
Joe'll be with ya in alil' while, he's doin a zed act in another room.
_________________
We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Post Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:54 am   View user's profile Send private message
bleu



Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 984
Location: Top of the I-5 Corridor
 Reply with quote  

Welcome back, 'Loozie Wink break out the Guiness and let's commence to drinking right proper!!!!


FYI: Not a single Mama Cool
It excites me when you flirt with Joe, as well Laughing
am totally distracted by the hawtness that is your Guiness Wink

_________________
"Relax, there's no greener grass, only different kinds!"

http://bleueyedgirl.blogspot.com/

Post Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:54 pm   View user's profile Send private message Yahoo Messenger
  Display posts from previous:      
This forum is locked: you cannot post, reply to, or edit topics. This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.

Jump to:  
Goto page 1, 2  Next

Last Thread | Next Thread  >

Forum Rules:
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

 
Templates created by Vereor and Ken