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John



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My son Conor. In about 18 years he will be saying;

"Hey, let's go to a Hahvad ba and fuck up some smaht kids."

If you look close you can even see that he has a black eye. His first, but I am positive it won't be his last.
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Lib



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Conor is such a cutie!
John Dear, quit beating the child...play nice. Razz
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John wrote:

"Hey, let's go to a Hahvad ba and fuck up some smaht kids."
... sounds like a line out of Good Will Hunting

Ah... and to think, my wife wanted to buy a summer home in MA...

I hope his eye is ok... Our daughter got a black eye the other day... we still don't know how it happened... so far she has blame me, my wife, her slightly older brother, and one of her stuffed animals... In all likelyhood, it was probably me or my wife... although our son was very quick to take credit for it...
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Sara Leigh



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What a cutie! How old?

They never have explained how I ended up with a broken arm at the age of 2. I'm sure it was child abuse, but no one's fessed up yet and I think the statute of limitations has expired. Twisted Evil

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JennyO



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He's gorgeous, John.

Maybe we should get him together with my daughter - the master of the black eye. This is a picture I took of her when she got her whopper. It actually looked much worse than this at one point.

(Sorry guys...picture removed so hubby doesn't strangle me for posting pics of my kids.... Sad )

She was running full speed ahead and faceplanted into a bench at a playground. Kids love to scare their parents, don't they?

Jen


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John



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JennyO wrote:
He's gorgeous, John.

Maybe we should get him together with my daughter - the master of the black eye. This is a picture I took of her when she got her whopper. It actually looked much worse than this at one point.



She was running full speed ahead and faceplanted into a bench at a playground. Kids love to scare their parents, don't they?

Jen



Yikes! That looks like it hurt.

Conor turned two in October. As for the black eye, both my wife and I were right there as we watched him run right into the corner of a stove at my brother's house. This was a few days after so you can just barely see the cut. He was ok. Like my father always said; "You can't hurt an Irishman if you hit him in the head."

Ding Ding! Conspiracies Unlimited wins a kewpie doll!

You are correct. That line is, indeed, from Good Will Hunting.
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conspiracies unlimited



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OUCH!!!  Reply with quote  

Jesus H Christ on a Popsicle Stick!!!

Jenny, If that had been my doaghter, I would have dropped dead of a heart attack on the spot!!! Yeah, kids love to scare their parents...

Ah, John, do I know my movies or what... As for the Irish comment -- I've heard that about the Wee Little Green People...
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JennyO



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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
Jesus H Christ on a Popsicle Stick!!!

Jenny, If that had been my doaghter, I would have dropped dead of a heart attack on the spot!!! Yeah, kids love to scare their parents...


Yeah, I thought I would too, but the mommy instinct kicked into overdrive. I just quickly grabbed a napkin and handful of ice (this was at a McDonald's playground), told her to hold it on her face, buckled her into her car seat, and drove directly to the ER (which was, conveniently, only 3 minutes away). She cried her little heart out for the first hour or so, but for the six or seven weeks after that while it healed and she looked absolutely horrendous, she felt just fine.

Oh, and yes, the McDonald's employees were all running after me trying to make sure she was okay (translation - Mommy wouldn't be filing suit against them), and I managed not to strangle any of them. I just clenched my teeth and said, "Kids. Fall. Down. GetoutofmywayNOW!"

Jen

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sssheeesh... that picture gives me the willies!!!

Our daughter's shiner was barely noticable -- it looked more like an older bruis that was almost healed... good thing we had pulled her out of daycare prior to this -- otherwise we probably would have gotten a vist from Child Protective Services...

And 2 year olds make the best witnesses for the prosecution...
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JennyO



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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
sssheeesh... that picture gives me the willies!!!


Don't worry. I'll probably take it down tomorrow. Hubby doesn't care for pictures of the family posted where anyone can see 'em.

Jen

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Lauren



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Jenny and John, you have incredibly cute kids, black eyes and all.
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Hillary



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cute kids. Smart ones too, but shes' a bitch and won't let anything habitate in her womb.

Damn nazi.

As for youz guyz - incredible adorable spawn.

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Can't blame her. Who knows what could be gestating in there? I mean, you've all seen Alien. or Alien 3. Or Alien Resurrection. or The Ewok Adventure. Scary stuff man, scary.
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