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sugarraydodge



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Why bother actually giving your book a title that accurately reflects its content when you can just do this and guarantee that it will be a bestseller?



That's a total joke. I'm not really going to do that. ...just so we're clear. Right now that's just the WORKING TITLE. Razz
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Post Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:27 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
lisa



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It would be better if the underwear was off.
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lisa wrote:
It would be better if the underwear was off.


better for whom? Confused
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girlEgirl wrote:
lisa wrote:
It would be better if the underwear was off.


better for whom? Confused

Well, definitely NOT better for the underwear industry! Cool
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Boota



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I would buy this book.
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do boobs really stay up like that? or are those fake?
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girlEgirl wrote:
do boobs really stay up like that? or are those fake?

If fake balls are called "neuticals," should fake boobs be called "noobs"?
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I think those are fake boobs.
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Now I've got it! Fake boobs = "foobs"!!!
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mllefifi wrote:
Now I've got it! Fake boobs = "foobs"!!!


Second!
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sugarraydodge wrote:

I think those are fake boobs.


Yep, definitely...

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mllefifi wrote:
Now I've got it! Fake boobs = "foobs"!!!


Thanks Lyle! A new word for my vocabulary. You should submit that to Websters Very Happy
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Or airbrushed.
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    "She sauntered by with air-brushed boobs..."
Okay, someone else finish the poem.
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TOTAL foobs, man.
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