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walk



Joined: 19 Feb 2008
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Location: sittin here on mah porch with dis here gun
misty fiords wilderness  Reply with quote  

it's still here and you can still get wifi in the middle of it ala cool rich dude.

fjords is still spelled wrong, don't worry no national orders issued to fix a 32 year old spelling error

been writing some letters and knitting a lot of stuff.

trying to catch lots of fish for the winter but having bad luck on that

had to move the outhouse to a new hole since some jack ass filled the old hole with shit.

a metric shit ton of seals have moved into the area i'm at. we also had a sea lion for a day that totally took out a salmon 20-30 feet from my boat.

crab sex is violent.


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Post Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:44 pm   View user's profile Send private message
imonica



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What a life you have, walk! Very Happy And another lovely pic.

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JustAGirl



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That's purty.


Fiords are okay, but I prefer Chevys.
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fortune cookie



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Seals and Sea Lions taste like kitteh.
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lisa



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OMG walk! Are you still out there? I was wondering where had fishin gone.
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bleu



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Mighty purty land! Mighty fine picture! Good Luck with the fishin'!!!!
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zendao42



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Very Happy Pretty pic!

Are you back to counting salmon?
If so, I was gonna send you something if I can find find your address-
need any comics or books? Wink

I got crabs from sex a couple of times but it never made me violent, just itchy... Twisted Evil


JustAGirl wrote:

That's purty.


Fiords are okay, but I prefer Chevys.


Had better luck with Buicks... Wink

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Katy O



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Violent crab sex, hmmm?

Do you need us to send you some bait so you can catch the fish? Yarn? Anything?
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Jinxted



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Re: misty fiords wilderness  Reply with quote  

[quote="walk"].

crab sex is violent.

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but after you can punish the little fuckers with a boiling pot!

drawn butter is a soothing afterglow
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zendao42



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fortune cookie wrote:

Thanks for the card Walk !!!! <3 ya!


Cool What he said! Very Happy

Yep, I'm messing with everybody by quoting FC from another thread Twisted Evil


Now that I have your address in a relatively safe place,
I should be sending you something in the next week or so-
however long it takes me to get my shit together, as it were... Wink

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