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lisa



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In heaven there are no consonants.
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nouns either.
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the best verbs are absent as well.
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Heaven isn't too far away.
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Sephonae wrote:
Heaven isn't too far away.


It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that ...

What?
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lisa



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Kar98 wrote:
Sephonae wrote:
Heaven isn't too far away.


It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that ...



That's an Irish fuck isn't it?
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Sephonae



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lisa wrote:
Kar98 wrote:
Sephonae wrote:
Heaven isn't too far away.


It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that ...



That's an Irish fuck isn't it?

If 'twere, wouldn't their arms lie flat against their sides whilst their feet kick things up a notch? Just guessing.
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Jinxted wrote:
the best verbs are absent as well.
If that were so, it certainly wouldn't be heaven
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So if Non sequitur means it doesn't follow, then does bran sequitur mean poo will folllow?
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Vahlee wrote:
So if Non sequitur means it doesn't follow, then does bran sequitur mean poo will folllow?


You can't be cereal. Confused
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Vahlee wrote:
So if Non sequitur means it doesn't follow, then does bran sequitur mean poo will folllow?


That's why lisa said that in heaven there is no incontinence...
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If that's so...why's everybody run around in togas and diapers?
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When y'all get to heaven, could you ask about the Grape Nuts, please?

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In Heaven there is no beer.
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If ya wanna get to Heaven, ya gotta raise a little Hell! Razz

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