It's kind of funny, when I first started cruising the boards on here I was like "Hey, Finally! A website where people can keep up with me intellectually!" and then I realize "Oh, most of these people are a decade or so older than me..." Ah well.

total nonsequitor, but does anybody else agree with me that fattyfattyporkface is quite attractive (regardless of being more than a decade older than me...)?
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He's purdy.

And he *so* knows it. What a DIVA.

Re: He's purdy.

Hillary wrote:

And he *so* knows it. What a DIVA.

How rude...I so do not...and as for diva...look who's talking.

The cheek. lol
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Okay, okay. Hillary and FFPF are the most ultimate Divas on the board.

Sara Leigh wrote:

Okay, okay. Hillary and FFPF are the most ultimate Divas on the board.

Uh oh. There can be only one....

*hides in the bunker*
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Diva War!

Hill, FFPF, pick your weapons of choice. Shake hands, turn, step ten paces, turn again and fire!

Is there an official Board Bookie in the compound? Who's taking bets here?
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Well, I guess you left me with some feathers in my hand.

My bet's on the Hill woman. People who think pudding is harmless have never gone up against her.

Either way, I'm just happy that so many other people here are also under 40. I was beginning to feel old there for a minute.. Uh..

Sorry FFPF - my money is on the Hillary as well. She is the one true Diva.
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hdm wrote:

Well, here's the deal: You start out as a mouthy snot cock, then you grow up to be a witty snot cock. The only difference between mouthy and witty is the date on the old driver's license. Plus the fact that most of us can drink...

WTF is a "snot cock"??? Or do I want to know???

Lauren wrote:

Diva War! Hill, FFPF, pick your weapons of choice. Shake hands, turn, step ten paces, turn again and fire! Is there an official Board Bookie in the compound? Who's taking bets here?

Sorry FFPF, but I'm puttin' my money on the Goddess O' Goth...
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

I'm putting my bets on FFPF, since I got him into this mess by saying he's hot ^_^ lol
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Uh oh.

You don't know me child, and therefore are allowed your ignorance. I am a being of purity and light. Think unicorns and cotton candy. It is this core goodness that allows me to forgive you.

I shall advise you, though, as a wisened elder, do not bet against the Hillary.

Fatty doesn't have a fucking chance. *polishes stilettos*

Re: Uh oh.

Hillary wrote:

I am a being of purity and light. Think unicorns and cotton candy. It is this core goodness that allows me to forgive you.

*snirk*
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I'm putting my money on Hillary too. There are many reasons...

1. I don't like fighting
2. There is no one that could claim to come close on the diva stakes
3. She's got pudding on her side
4. I can throw the fight anyway and therefore win cash
5. She's cute (is it safe to attempt to ingratiate oneself before a fight with them?)

I won't throw the fight, honest. Now, who is gonna take my 500 bucks stake?
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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:

I'm putting my money on Hillary too. There are many reasons... 1. I don't like fighting 2. There is no one that could claim to come close on the diva stakes 3. She's got pudding on her side 4. I can throw the fight anyway and therefore win cash 5. She's cute (is it safe to attempt to ingratiate oneself before a fight with them?) I won't throw the fight, honest. Now, who is gonna take my 500 bucks stake?

Wait! Flattering me is cheating. My resolve - it's weakening.

You are vile, Fatty. You fight unfairly!

*Diva lip quivers*

Quote:

From Hillary:Wait! Flattering me is cheating. My resolve - it's weakening. You are vile, Fatty. You fight unfairly! *Diva lip quivers*

Aaaaaand FFPF's odds SURGE in the books! Place yer bets people, place yer bets...
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Well, I guess you left me with some feathers in my hand.