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lisa



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Be kind to all the people you know. Take any irregular behavior on other's sides graciously. Don't punish them for it. Love the body for what it is. Not for who resides in it. Be understanding to sons and daughters, spouses, friends. Be calm.
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Uptown_Toodeloo



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Sooo, you were planning on behaving oddly today?
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Sara Leigh



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But I'm always like that! Really. Well, most of the time. Sometimes?
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Watching The Wheels



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lisa wrote:
Be kind to all the people you know.

No.

While coworkers will show a "sensitivity analysis" on potential areas for significant cost growth during presentations, I like to give an "insensitivity analysis."

"1% escalation on steel will mostly likely increase acquisition costs by $10,000 per year... which anyone not currently suffering a brain aneurysm in this office should know. And the way you're wearing your makeup makes me wonder if you're going to audition for Ringling Bros. Circus right after this presentation. Are there any questions?"
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zendao42



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I kindly stayed home & took a nap on Tuesday- you're welcome! Razz

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I refuse to do any of those things.
I'm a curmudgeon.
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