Fer grins n giggles...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Hahahahahahaha.
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kthxbai

And, in related news, I miss you on the facebooks.
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-- joni

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying, now, and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the latter.

--Mark Twain, Autobiography

HAHAHAHAHA!

Needed a laugh today.
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Socially irresponsible, morally irredeemable and pretty god-damned glorious to behold @mremann

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"protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad

"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

Good Stuff, but I still miss yer dead ass on fb, (which is sometimes pronounced as "Feeb") take care my friend.
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..they were trying to bamboozle their way out of an existential crisis...

why does everyone miss u , fc? did u un-facebook yourself?
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

girlEgirl wrote:

why does everyone miss u , fc? did u un-facebook yourself?

Just a little...
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

fortune cookie wrote:

girlEgirl wrote: why does everyone miss u , fc? did u un-facebook yourself? Just a little...

was there any sort of entertainingly dramatic "dish" as a catalyst, or did you just get bored like me? i was actually on the verge of a facebook-ectomy,) but then my best friend in the whole wide world that i had been trying to locate for like a million [or possibly 10] years, joined , so i hafta hang out until she gets bored with it..... especially since stupid-Tommy insists on keeping her all isolated and whatnot, in stupid-Alaska, a million stupid-miles away.
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

HA!
No. gEg, no drama. Just got behind on some much neglected projects.
No workee, no money.
I'm not the CEO of some giant corporation. Ya kno...
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

And now I have to check both fb and the Boardello to keep up with everyone. Okay, so I had to do that before. But still. I like the interaction on fb better. It's more funner. Sigh.
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kthxbai

Proud to report that the last few times I've tried to get on Facebook it crashes my computer!
Now I have a good excuse!
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Key Weird

TB, it's prolly yer browser.
I HAD to go to FireFox instead of IE8 or 7 or whatever dinosaur, I had become affectionated to.
Because of crashy McCrasherson syndrome.
But hey that's as good an excuse as any to not go on the fb.
Or not....yer full growed, do watcha want.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Cookie. Now it suddenly feels like there's no man there any more ha ha ha
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

I prefer clubs & house parties to arena shows, just saying...

fortune cookie wrote:

TB, it's prolly yer browser. I HAD to go to FireFox instead of IE8 or 7 or whatever dinosaur, I had become affectionated to. Because of crashy McCrasherson syndrome. But hey that's as good an excuse as any to not go on the fb. Or not....yer full growed, do watcha want.

Can't speak for the site in question but I had another one that refused to pop up at all
unless I used the hideous IE9 or a different browser-
husband likes FireFox, so I got that on here for him & just for that 1 site for me-
which, no surprise, I rarely look at any more...