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Sara Leigh



Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Location: Virginia
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Yes, I'm asking for mojo for the dead refrigerator in my apartment. It could be resurrected by replacing the compressor. Or it could be allowed to rest in peace by getting a new refrigerator. Being the compassionate person that I am, I think it best to let it go on to refrigerator heaven. I really don't need a zombie refrigerator, ya know. Anywho, the decision is not mine to make, as I'm a renter. So I'm asking everyone to send new-refrigerator vibes and mojo to my landlord, Alexander Smirnoff, in hopes that he'll do the right thing and get me a frickin' new one instead of fixing this busted one.
Very Happy
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Katy O



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Do a little online shopping and make the point that by the time he pays for a service call and all associated parts and labor that he could pretty much buy a spankin' brand new one!

new fridge mojo!
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Sara Leigh



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Oh, I don't have to do anything, the realtor who acts as his agent gets to do all that. The applicance repair guy also was going to recommend replacing instead of repairing. It just depends on how much of a tightwad Alex is. Seeing as how the regular appliance guy doesn't have the tools and equipment required for fixing, I'm hoping he'll go for new.

Thanks!
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Ginjg



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refrigerator replacement mojo!!
And in the ask for the stars and settle for the moon mode: make it the french door with in the door water and ice dispenser model Wink
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Sara Leigh



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Oh yes, I have fantasized. If they go for something like I already have, I've got a filtered-water dispenser inside the refrigerator, which makes me happy. No need to take up space with a Brita pitcher. They'll probably have to forego the French door model in order to get one that fits in the same space, though I'll lobby for not getting one that matches the counter depth, which isn't really deep enough.
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May ALL your fridge wants come true! MOOooooJO! Laughing
(I really thought I did this earlier... Confused )
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JustAGirl



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May Mr. Smirnoff get you a new fridge, and may he stock your freezer with many bottles of his delicious vodka.

Amen.
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Sara Leigh



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I neglected to mention that my landlord's appointed agents, who I deal with instead of dealing with him directly, are Katya and her assistant, Olga. The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming. Wait a minute. They're here! Shocked
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Lib



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New Fridge Mojo!
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Taco Bob



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Speaking of new refrigerators, what ever happened to the lady who used to come around here and had all the clever Calvin and Hobbs stuff? What was her name?

OMG!!! Shocked THERE SHE IS NOW!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Sephonae



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New fridge juju!!!!!
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Landlord: "In soviet Russia, you don't fix fridge - fridge fix you! I make joke in English!"
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New fridge mojo. But, since they're Russians, maybe it'll be stocked with Stoli!
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walk



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sending out some wishes for a new fridge!
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Fridge mojo & some cocoa to go with it-
we had a harvest gold one whine itself to death 20 years ago, it sucked... Sad

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