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I need to go and see that house which had those stairs opposite the door that if you climbed it and looked over the wall overlooking the house next door in which their black house cat with its three kittens lounged about waving its tail to and fro instantly sensing my eyes on it and looking at me quickly bound up lightning speed over the wall and rapidly dashing behind my tiny flying hairy form would skid to a stop as I slid not so cleverly under the iron cot against the wall from when girl and cat in misinformed positions would stare malevolently at each other panting panting panting
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Sara Leigh



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Alrighty then. Shocked
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Or you could just tempt it to you with some tuna. jus sayin..
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fortune cookie wrote:

Or you could just tempt it to you with some tuna. jus sayin..


Or try tomato sauce...

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She said black house cat, not black and white striped cat. Rolling Eyes
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zendao42 wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:

Or you could just tempt it to you with some tuna. jus sayin..


Or try tomato sauce...



What's wrong with tuna?
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fortune cookie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:

Or you could just tempt it to you with some tuna. jus sayin..


Or try tomato sauce...



What's wrong with tuna?


cats can't tuna fish, no thumbs.
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walk wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:

Or you could just tempt it to you with some tuna. jus sayin..


Or try tomato sauce...



What's wrong with tuna?


cats can't tuna fish, no thumbs.


Ya think I would'a saw that bus coming... Laughing Laughing
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