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If you has nipples get someone to suck it fer ya. Its good for your health.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

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The world revolves in the revenge plane. That which is taking the revenge loses track of the reality within. It is an absurd trapped concept.
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People bring pleasure.
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You think and you think and instead of coming up with an answer you come up with a question so didactive it seems like there is no answer to it. And worse everyone looks at you like why have you coming up with it. And then you stumble on the answer. It is so important. It is important because you find out what you have done. And with that nothing matters any more. You know why you have renounced the world.
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We are lighting so much toxic mosquito repellents that it is being said The Djinns have stopped coming out at night.

Djinns - 0
Mooks - 1
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The mind is a spider.
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That which you are not afraid to lose will be gifted straight back to you.
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Sarcasm is the finest form of prose.
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He who is without problems is ready to mess with the powers of creation. Therefore he must be granted with problems.
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The question about an afterlife after death is inherently a question about the confirmation of a being, to inquire the matter of Injustice.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

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In this world you get clothes; you get food. You get respect. You get privacy. You can hide your secrets until you tell. You can have a self esteem.

There, you have nothing of this there. You are shorn. You are left bare. You are in the open. You are naked.

Spend every precious moment wisely. Spend it appreciatively.
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Your left eye. It can become more educated than the right.
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The retarded guy gets the girl.
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Its too complicated to not be extended.
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Renewed anew, rolling in cadence forward, obeying some inner working, surging forward when one expects it to withdraw, making the watcher grow tired, bubbling and boiling without rest, always seeking newer shores inquisitively, seeming alive and unstoppable, always skipping like a bunny and yapping like a poodle, one other thing exists other the The Manas, and that is the ordinary ocean.
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