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sprtzbabe



Joined: 03 Dec 2004
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Location: outside philly
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I was tending bar at a local sportsdive. The kind all the neighborhood yuppies & blue collar guys would come to get away from their wives & girlfriends. I loved it because I could argue sports all day, but sometimes, due to mild intoxication I'm sure, I would venture into philosophy, politics, or religion. Once, I found myself ranting to a regular about the pomp & excess of the Catholic Church while there was so much poverty. Billions of dollars of riches in the catacombs beneath the Vatican, when I some guy I've never seen before yells "and the mummified body of Christ!" Wow. Cute, likes sports, and he's read Tom Robbins. I'd love to say that I'd married that guy, but it didn't last more than 3 weeks. HOWEVER, he did lend me his copy of Coyote Blue, for which I thank him. I still have that book, and eventually I gave to the man I did marry. I've since read all of AG's books, and found my way here. I miss that job, but not as much as I would if it weren't for this forum.
Thank you Chris, and thank you all who post here.

Post Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:07 pm   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
chris
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Location: People Republic of Northern California
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Welcome, sptz. Thanks for the kind words on my work.


I apologize, but now is the time when all of minions will DOGPILE YOU!


Carry on, bee-atches. *








*Hey, know what Snoop Dog uses to clean his whites?

Blee-atch.

Laughing OMG, that so cracks me up. Sorry but it does. Laughing

Post Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:37 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Lib



Joined: 16 Apr 2004
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Welcome sprtzbabe, hope you enjoy the ride.
***Don't mind Chris...he was probably up early shooting chickens with a paint ball gun this morning.*** Rolling Eyes
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Sara Leigh



Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Location: Virginia
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Welcome, sptzbabe. Nice to hear from you. Are you naked and sitting on the requisite stack of CM books? If not, read the rules and get with the freaking program! Twisted Evil

It's good to get new blood here at the boardello.

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KatarinaNavane



Joined: 26 Nov 2004
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hiya ^_^ i'm sure you'll soon find yourself right at home here at cm.com the most awesomest site on the web (note: intentional grammar error for emphasis, it's called a Greer. New literary device, made it myself, hoping it'll catch on)
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Tal



Joined: 21 May 2004
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*sniffs the air* I smell newbie.

DOGPILE!
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Post Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:37 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Dave



Joined: 24 Aug 2004
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Location: MA, USA
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chris wrote:
Blee-atch.

Don't worry about that Chris guy, 'babe.. He's been biffed too many times on the head with flukes, down at the bee-ach, watching for bree-achs..

Post Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:22 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Jillybeans



Joined: 02 Sep 2004
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chris wrote:
Welcome, sptz. Thanks for the kind words on my work.


I apologize, but now is the time when all of minions will DOGPILE YOU!


Carry on, bee-atches. *

Shocked What's dogpiling? What's bee-atches? She asks not knowing she may not really want to know.








*Hey, know what Snoop Dog uses to clean his whites?

Blee-atch.

Laughing OMG, that so cracks me up. Sorry but it does. Laughing

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Post Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:49 am   View user's profile Send private message
Tal



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Jillybeans wrote:


Shocked What's dogpiling?






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Post Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:46 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
conspiracies unlimited



Joined: 16 Nov 2004
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*CU lurking in the back ground with cam-corder and a fresh bowl of chocolate pudding*

Hey sprtzbabe... I'll give you a dollar if you challange Hillary to a pudding fight...
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Wow Tal... I saw tha first pic.. I thought, "cool, dog orgy"... then I scrolled down and saw that other pic... dude, you crossed the line with that one... nobody wants to see that filth...
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