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Hey Author Guy, how come you are so damn funny?



How do I get my husband to quit peeing on the seat?



How much gluten should I add to a my bread dough mix to make a two pound loaf of hundred percent whole wheat crusty and good?


Cows: why?

Post Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:33 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Lauren



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I've got one.

Hey, Author Guy, what's with all the snow we're getting here on the East Coast? I, for one, am not amused. Will it ever be spring? (Like, real spring, with nice weather, and birds and grass growing and stuff, not just "yeah, March 20th.")

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Ferrit Leggings



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I have a question.

What is it that makes the likes of you, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Hunter S Thompson so cool? There are always divisions in taste but it seems to me that there is a running theme on the site. If you could take a poll of all of the board members, those authors mentioned would most likely be on the top of each members like as inspiration of some sort.
In film it would be Monty Python, Music would be Warren Zevon. I suppose my real question is what and who inspires you?

Thanks

Ta,
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Post Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:15 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
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Ferrit Leggings wrote:
I have a question.

I suppose my real question is what and who inspires you?

Thanks

Ta,



Dammit, Ferrit. That was *my* question! Smile

So, I'll have to ask this one instead....

What's your favorite pie?

Oh, and I could use the answer to the gluten question, except for the 1 and 1/2 pound loaf.
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Post Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:48 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Ted J



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JennyO wrote:
What's your favorite pie?


Damnit, Jenny. That was *my* question.

Ok here it goes:

Hey AG, paper or plastic?
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Hey Author Guy!

What's the deal with poi?
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Dear Author Guy -

What comes first, the jokes or the plot?

Signed,

Sequencer

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why do my kitties come in the house after being outside for awhile and go use the litterbox?
why do they have to use it the second that i clean it? why why oh why?

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Unc



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Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

What happens to all of those leftover hot dogs?

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It has been asked as long as humans have walked upright...what is the meaning of life? Are you the ONE that can finally answer that? If you're only answering one of my questions, please stick with the first! Oh...I await thy answer O'Auther Guy.

Note: I once had a man in my life that thought he had the answer for everything. The problem was he didn't listen to the question. Confused
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I have a couple of questions:

1.) What's the theatre scene like in Hawaii?

2.) Has any of your books ever been adapted into a stage play?

3.) Will you buy me a monkey? (This is less of a question and more of a plea)

Thank you.
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skunk johnson



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Damn Lib, I was gonna ask that! Sad

Oh well, how about this:

If/when we get though the current administration (after the next terrorist attacks, subsequent draft, 60's style marches in the streets, etc), I'm thinking the real estate boom is gonna run it's course and stocks will make a comeback. I'm thinking tech, but I'm wondering if maybe I might dip a toe in biotech since I'm already ankle-deep in semiconductors and internet stocks.
Any other short/long term high-yield, low-risk investment advice is good too. Preferably something I can get into cheap and make a killing on quick.

thanx,
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I've started drawing again, and the local indy book/music store has agreed to sell my artwork for a few $$$ off each sale...they told me they would rather see more anime style characters and such intead of my current abstract stuff. I'm not dying for the money but it would bring a ton more in. but I absolutely hate drawing stuff i know some little 10 yr old is going to buy and crayon all over. Should I give in?
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Ooh! More questions.

4.) I notice that your message board has a Star Trek theme; how do you feel about the cancellation of Star Trek: Enterprise and about the current state of the franchise?

5.) When is the sequel to Bloodsucking Fiends going to be finished?

6.) When is your next book coming out?

7.) Is your next book the aforementioned sequel?

8.) Will you please buy me a monkey? Pretty please with sugar on it?

Thanks!
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Hey I mentioned first about the monkey in another thread. So I have dibs

1. What is otter scrubbing

2. What is toad lotto

3. When are you coming out with your next book
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