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Kate R



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Embarassed

Should've seen that coming. I meant my hair you guys.

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Goudron



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That little snippet could have been buried in the middle of a 10 page dissertation on the behaviour of dust bunnies, and we still would have plucked it out of context Smile
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palmer



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Kate R wrote:
I've got ten inches on me - anyone interested?


Sounds like a piece of spam I got recently. Laughing

...tasteless, tasteless...

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Kate R



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Goudron: That little snippet could have been buried in the middle of a 10 page dissertation on the behaviour of dust bunnies, and we still would have plucked it out of context


I really like that sentence. ANYHOO, not to sound like a nag or anything, but AG - will you ever post another blog entry again? I'm like an addict losing my fix here....

I guess you're a busy man, though, so take your time. Sad

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Vonotar



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Hey AG!

1) If everyone were a musical instument, would the Swedish Chef make sense?

2) Is yoghurt in fact the root of all evil?

3) Is the Venesualen leader guy insane or crazy like a fox?

4) If I kidnap Juan Valdez' donkey, do you think "A Lifetime Supply of the Richest Coffee In The World" would be a good ransom?
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Lynn



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So I reread BSF in a day because of the fab 100th post, and amidst thinking how eerily Chris-like Tommy is, I realized that you must have been rereading it recently too. Unless you have a photographic memory.

So I was wondering:
1) Did you you milk it for all it was worth and read the book in restaurants and cafes? And when you laughed out loud, did you turn to people and say, "This guy is hilarious. You should instantly go out and buy this and all his other books?

2) Was it weird to go back and read something you wrote 10 years ago? I know it's cringe-worthy for me to go back and read something I wrote 10 years ago, but I was 12 and I'm hoping the cringes start to get fewer.
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Kate R wrote:
Embarassed

Should've seen that coming. I meant my hair you guys.
XD man I love reading sick comments. Wooooo
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Klari



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'Kay. So. AG, you read the Gospels a bunch of times, and I know we're talking a bunch of the stuff that also didin't make the cut when those guys got together and said,"What should we put in the book?" and made their creed and crap. So, Jesus didn't say anything about the word "fuck" but did he say anything about saying "Jesus Fucking Christ"? I think I already know the answer to this, because he didn't even call himself Jesus Christ, or Jesus H. Christ. It's a long story, but I'd just like your input. It'll make Thanksgiving that much more amusing.

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conspiracies unlimited



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Why is it that when I'm in a good mood, I'm a solid Liberal, and when I'm in a bad mood I'm oh-so-the Conservative asshat???
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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
Why is it that when I'm in a good mood, I'm a solid Liberal, and when I'm in a bad mood I'm oh-so-the Conservative asshat???


I think the answer is in the question CU.
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Lib



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Dear Chris,
Why is it that everyone on this board has such good taste in literature? Well, except for *removed for Lib's health*.
Please explain.
Lib
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conspiracies unlimited



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Lib wrote:
Dear Chris,
Why is it that everyone on this board has such good taste in literature? Well, except for *removed for Lib's health*.
Please explain.
Lib


Who's taste are you concealing?
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This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
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What ever happened to The Questions for the Author Guy? It's not like he's doing all that much right now. He can't answer a few questions?


So, AG, why don't you answer questions like you did in the past?
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Hey Author Guy,

Why does my Diet Cheerwine (with Splenda!) go flat, like, 30 seconds after I open it?

Red States: God's way of: A. Testing our patience and resolve; or B. Proving that there really IS a hell.

and finally,

I'm gay, but have no sense of fashion, color coordination, AND I can't dance worth shit. What's up with that?
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Joelibris wrote:
I'm gay, but have no sense of fashion, color coordination, AND I can't dance worth shit. What's up with that?
Dude, this is already explained in 'A Dirty Job.' Check the section about gay beta males.

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