That sounds like a great idea! But I just have one question: is there any stipulations on how far I have to throw the white Russian? I'm only 5' tall and I don't think I'd be able to throw one very far!!

(I know it's awful...I'm sorry...it's like the stupid potato joke...it just makes me laugh!)

How about 2 more? I wondered in as well and thought I might stick around if I may. I read my first CM book last Thanksgiving and was hooked. I don't read much or often, but 5 and a half Moores later, here I am.
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." -Dean Vernon Wormer

Welcome bigfreezer...may you enjoy your membership to this board. I promise you that you won't get a chilly reception.
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Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb

This is going to work out just fine!


Naked, slaves, reading, smart and sexy women, compliant and sexy men, Canadians...

Add a few monkeys and cheese and we are all set.
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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Vixen Jules wrote:

This is going to work out just fine! Naked, slaves, reading, smart and sexy women, compliant and sexy men, Canadians... Add a few monkeys and cheese and we are all set.

Shhhh. Don't tell the site administrator but we've been trying to get him to let us have Monkeys Site administrator is not listening to us. Site administrator? Who else??? CM, AG, Chris, Author Guy. Read through the Author Guy answers your questions thread thingy.
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The world in which you were born is just one model of reality.
OTHER CULTURES ARE NOT FAILED ATTEMPTS AT BEING YOU:
They are unique manifestations of the human spirit.

Wade Davis (I knew there was a reason I liked Wade Davis)

Jillybeans wrote:

Shhhh. Don't tell the site administrator but we've been trying to get him to let us have Monkeys

My theory on life is do first and ask questions later.

Works for most everything. Its easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission.

I mean, really, what guy is going to say no once you actually start sucking?
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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

LOL!! I don't think truer words were ever written Vix!! I know I've never had anyone try to stop me before!

I have got to try that!!! Funny I never thought of that before. I think Vixen can stay, don't you Hillary. She has some really good ideas.

Vixen Jules wrote:

I mean, really, what guy is going to say no once you actually start sucking?

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"Doug's okay." - Deb.

What's the matter Tal? You know, men aren't the only ones who have high sex drives.

ahhh, I love this board. lol...
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Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!

You dirty boys. They meant vacuuming.

...no, wait, they didn't. I can't make that sound innocent, no matter how I read it.

Welcome to the board, VJ. You'll fit right in.
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Well, I guess you left me with some feathers in my hand.

Lauren wrote:

Welcome to the board, VJ. You'll fit right in. :)

I think she already did.

Lauren wrote:

You dirty boys. They meant vacuuming. ...no, wait, they didn't. I can't make that sound innocent, no matter how I read it. Welcome to the board, VJ. You'll fit right in.

Well it could be vacuuming if you looked at from another perspective. Oops now I'm doing it.

Vixen Jules wrote:

I mean, really, what guy is going to say no once you actually start sucking?

Double-gawd-dam!!!

With an attitude like this, I may have to stop lusting after Hillary and Lib, and cozzy up to the new chick...

So, VJ, what's your sign?

My friends call me Trigger.

As in the horse...

as in hung like...

yeah, so, whatch ya wearin'?
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You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian