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Lib



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I know how to use a boa in devious ways. Twisted Evil
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Post Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:38 pm   View user's profile Send private message
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he'll enjoy most anything that involves the boa.

But who could enjoy being coated in Anchovy pudding?

Then we'll send in Kitty.
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Sad i guess i'm just a wanna-be board diva. But maybe i'll graduate up to board diva eventually...Is there a test i can take? I know I'll get high scores on the "use of fingernails" section, but i'm not so sure about the "Strut" catagory--i tend to teeter in high heels, since i'm already 5'10".
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Vixen Jules wrote:
I feel that spankings are appropriate most any time.


I always enjoy a good spank. Dave might like it. I do.

HEHEHEHEH

ta,
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Post Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:36 pm   View user's profile Send private message
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KN: you are a Divette. At 18, when the guys can get all pervy with you without risking arrest, you will become a full fledged Diva.

With great ceremony, you will receive your boa and be allowed to fire the pudding canon unsupervised.

Until then, the Divas of the board shall guide your education in the ways of Board Goddesshood.

You do get to practice with Lloydface, Jewbacca and any other Divolings we can find for you.

Kilgore: It is supposed to be a punishment. If won't count if Dave S likes it.
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Post Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:57 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
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One April Fools prank, and I'm the board whipping boy. Confused
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Post Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:49 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Lib



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Quote:
Posted by Dave S.: One April Fools prank, and I'm the board whipping boy.


Like you don't love every minute of it. Wink
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Post Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:52 am   View user's profile Send private message
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This is waht you get for screwing with us.

As far as qualifications of the diva thing go:

You have to be tagged in, like a wrestling match. I've tagged 2 in so far. I might be the official tagger, and Ginjg is right on the mark about it being an over 18 thing. I mean, we can't have you shaking your shake shake to a bunch of guys that would feel pervy thinking about you. That'd be bad. Why look, Dave's bashing his head off of his desk right now . . .

That's not good for your face, dear.

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Dave S. wrote:
One April Fools prank, and I'm the board whipping boy. Confused


What exactly were you expecting? I personally have never ever encontered an April Fool's prank where the perpetrator has been told, "Well done. That was great. I now respect you more and feel that you are someone I aspire to be."

I have, however, seen people get things like "asshole" or "you think that's funny, huh?"

It's the sad fact that Aprilfoolery (a new word from JeffDictionary™) is not high on the desired skills list for most situations. Don't worry, I'm sure I can draw some whipping boy fire at some point. Until then, just keep your head low and preferrably have some kinda of bat to hand for deflecting the more on target pudding.
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Dave S. wrote:
One April Fools prank, and I'm the board whipping boy. Confused


You weren't even supposed to be here today! Wink
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Post Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:41 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
conspiracies unlimited



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Tal wrote:
Dave S. wrote:
One April Fools prank, and I'm the board whipping boy. Confused


You weren't even supposed to be here today! Wink


Yeah, I thought you were bailing on us... WTF, man???
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Post Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:50 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Dave S.



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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Dave S. wrote:
One April Fools prank, and I'm the board whipping boy. Confused


What exactly were you expecting? I personally have never ever encontered an April Fool's prank where the perpetrator has been told, "Well done. That was great. I now respect you more and feel that you are someone I aspire to be."

I have, however, seen people get things like "asshole" or "you think that's funny, huh?"

It's the sad fact that Aprilfoolery (a new word from JeffDictionary™) is not high on the desired skills list for most situations. Don't worry, I'm sure I can draw some whipping boy fire at some point. Until then, just keep your head low and preferrably have some kinda of bat to hand for deflecting the more on target pudding.


Actually Jeff, I was expecting people from the AG Board to be light enough to take a little joke. If someone plays pranks on a regular basis, I could possibly see them approaching the ballpark of "asshole", but April 1st is a day set aside for just such foolery. People should be on guard for these types of things, so if you actually fool someone on Fool's day, it's quite funny, IMHO.

I actually did the same prank on two other discussion boards I frequent, and the reception there was quite warm, thank you very much.

When I was about 5 or 6, it was April Fool's morning, I rushed into my parent's bedroom to wake them.

They said "Dave, we have very sad news."

I queried "What, what's the news?"

They replied "Last night, the president made a statement on TV. He said they are outlawing all toys. No more trips to Kiddie City, and a government official will be here later today to confiscate all your toys."

I said "No! I'm gonna protect my Big Wheel and Tyco Race Track! They'll never get them!! I won't allow it."

Of course, I was pretty upset and my parent's chimed in with "April Fools!" and they laughed and I joined them. I was so relieved that it was a joke. It felt great! It was a moment from my childhood that I'll never forget.

Ever since then, I've been doing some sort of April Fools prank. Some pranks better than others. But I've never had anything but a friendly response.

Go figure.
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Dave S. wrote:

When I was about 5 or 6, it was April Fool's morning, I rushed into my parent's bedroom to wake them.

They said "Dave, we have very sad news."

I queried "What, what's the news?"

They replied "Last night, the president made a statement on TV. He said they are outlawing all toys. No more trips to Kiddie City, and a government official will be here later today to confiscate all your toys."

I said "No! I'm gonna protect my Big Wheel and Tyco Race Track! They'll never get them!! I won't allow it."

Of course, I was pretty upset and my parent's chimed in with "April Fools!" and they laughed and I joined them. I was so relieved that it was a joke. It felt great! It was a moment from my childhood that I'll never forget.

Ever since then, I've been doing some sort of April Fools prank. Some pranks better than others. But I've never had anything but a friendly response.

Go figure.


Uh. Dave S. GOTCHA. GOTCHA. GOTCHA In case you didn't notice, I think we were playing an after April Fools Day. Hmmm.....wait a minute .... are you playing another after April Fools Day on us? In which case GOTUS, GOTUS, GOTUS. Now everbody in unison and in harmony GETHIM, GETHIM, GETHIM. So there. Twisted Evil

Post Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:43 am   
Lauren



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Dave, are you belated April Fooling us again, or did you really think we were mad at you? I think most of the growls and waving of the smiting stick in your general direction have been done with chagrined "ya got us good" smiles. At least mine was, and Jilly's.
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Ginjg wrote:

You do get to practice with Lloydface, Jewbacca and any other Divolings we can find for you.


....................................................... Rolling Eyes ............cool

(so in october im a full fledged divo? sounds fun)

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