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Coccyx Repairman: The Musical
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Coccyx - Gumby! theme song
He was once a little green slab of clay. Coccyx!
You should see what Coccyx can do today. Coccyx!
He can walk into any book, with his pony pal Pokey, too.
If you've got a heart then Coccyx's a part of you.


Or....

Baby's Got Back - Sir-Mix-A-Lot
(I don't think this one needs editing!)

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Coccyx Queen - ABBA

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to the tune of Donna Summer's Hot Stuff

"I want your coccyx, baby this evenin'
I need some coccyx , baby tonight....."

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Coccyx Love by Captain & Tenille


Coccyx, Coccyx candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Coccyx Susie, Coccyx Sam
Do the jitterbug out in Coccyx land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like Coccyx love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like Coccyx love

La da da da da ...
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To Know is to Love
To Love is our aim

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A Coccyx In Love - Barbara Streisand

"I am a coccyx in love
And I'd do anything..."

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Def Leppard_ Rub Your Coccyx On Me

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Oh my god- this is wrong- bu i won't be able to sleep until I pass it on

Crowded House-

"Hey now, Hey Now
Don't Dream It's Coccyx...."

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50 Cent - Coccyx Shop

I take you to the coccyx shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

I'll take you to the coccyx shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

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oh no

here it is- to the tune of the Clash

Rock the Casbah

"Jerry don't like it...
Fix the coccyx, fix the coccyx...."

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Ahhhhh NOOOOOO!

Lipps:

"Won't you take me to
Coccyx-town....."

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its a disease....

Alicia Bridges "I love the coccyx, I like to boogie....."

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Jimi Hendrix: Coccyx Child

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Regina



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lol .. and the sky cries , coccyx

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Regina wrote:
its a disease....

Alicia Bridges "I love the coccyx, I like to boogie....."

How about:
"I've got a coccyx, I like to shake it, on the dance floor all niiiiiii-ght!"

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The absolute height of wrong, or is it depths,

Britny Spears


"Oh baby baby, My Coccyx is sore below
The feeling wasn't right, no...

words and stuff

chorus

"Fix my coccyx one more time!"

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