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hey author guy,
big al says dogs can't look up. what do you think?

Post Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:32 am   
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huh... I'm thinking Big Al ain't never spent no time around dogs a'fore...

If you think about it... If a dog is sitting at your feet, and You've got a sandwich or something, what's the dog gonna do, grab the nearest ladder and climb up to mouth level with you, to stare at your food, in the hopes that you will share?

NO!!! its gonna sit there, tilt its head up, and look at the food you are shoveling into you mouth, and wimper until either you give in and fork over the sandwich which you worked so hard at making perfect, some of it falls at which point the dog does some incredible snarf it down before it hits the ground sort of thing, or you eat the whole damn thing your self walk out the room leaving the poor animal feeling not only hungry, but completely unloved!!!
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