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Q



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AG Statement Given Official Thumbs Up  Reply with quote  

Blowing up innocent people is wrong.



The above proposition has been exhaustively researched and subjected to a battery of tests (including: litmus, ph balance, pregnancy, MCAT, LSAT, GED, and sobriety) by myself and my team of experts and the results are conclusive:

This statement may now be classified as: EMPIRICAL


It has been determined to be an absolute truth and will remain so throughout human awarness. It can now be shelved along side the Pythagorean Theorem, the atomic weight of cobalt, and Cher. It lives along side such statements as "Life Isn't Fair.", "Brando Could Act", "Porn Music is Cheesy", and "I Don't Know".


Authorship has been credited to one Christopher Moore. Well done, sir.


(Interesting side note: The same tests were performed on the statement, minus the word "innocent", and still came up with a 97.5% proof positive.)


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The third regrets,
and the second has all of the fun.

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Post Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:10 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
gretchenfaith



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Nicely said, both AG and Q.

I have nothing more to add.
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Is one word that brings peace. ~ Buddha

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suetu



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I have this to add...  Reply with quote  

Empirical

Pythagorean

Atomic

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Post Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:24 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Q



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Re: AG Statement Given Official Creedance  Reply with quote  

Q wrote:
Blowing up innocent people is wrong.



The above proposition has been exhaustively researched and subjected to a battery of tests (including: litmus, ph balance, pregnancy, MCAT, LSAT, GED, and sobriety) by myself and my team of experts and the results are conclusive:

This statement may now be classified as: IMPERICAL


It has been determined to be an absolute truth and will remain so throughout human awarness. It can now be shelved along side the Pathageon Theorem, the atamoc weight of cobalt, and Cher. It lives along side such statements as "Life Isn't Fair.", "Brando Could Act", "Porn Music is Cheesy", and "I Don't Know".


Authorship has been credited to one Christopher Moore. Well done, sir.


(Interesting side note: The same tests were performed on the statement, minus the word "innocent", and still came up with a 97.5% proof positive.)


.


Newly Added Self-Revealing Truth: Q Can't Spell
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The first forgets,
The third regrets,
and the second has all of the fun.

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Sara Leigh



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Geeze. Suetu beat me to it. Sad

That's okay, Q. You're an actor. I think that explains it sufficiently. It's not your fault.

Wait a minute. She forgot "Credence." Smile

Post Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:40 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
Q



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This is why I speak for a living.



Also why my screen name is a single letter.


Best,
O
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The first forgets,
The third regrets,
and the second has all of the fun.

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Post Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:48 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Sara Leigh



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Laughing

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Hillary



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Oh for shit's sake. I spell stuff wrong all the time. When the humor of the thing is lost for you because of spelling errors . . . well, something ain't right.

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Sara Leigh



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Who lost the humor? I can correct his spelling while I'm laughing my ass off. Multitasking. Very Happy

Post Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:20 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
y



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This whole 'terror' business makes me sick. The whole loss of life makes me sick. In fact, I've been sick most of last night and today. I just can't stand anymore of this crap. I JUST CAN'T STAND IT.

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Regina



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This is the second time someone in my extended family has had a near miss in a terrorist attack.

Lucky for me that my mom conveyed the message that everything was fine with the cousin before I even found out about the bombings.
No time to have a personal crisis, but still...

So um, yeah, I would have to say the AG's statement is dead on.

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true 'dat!
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Catch42



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May the dead rest in peace and never be forgotten,
May the injured make a speedy recovery,
And may those responsible be caught and punished accordingly!



No matter what their reasons...NOTHING justifies killing innocents!
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Sara Leigh wrote:
Who lost the humor? I can correct his spelling while I'm laughing my ass off. Multitasking. :D
Shouldn't that be 'multiassking'?

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The thing I have allways loved about the AG is his firm grasp on the obvious.
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