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Juline1



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I don't really chase kids with machetes. A garden hose, maybe, but the sharp object what can cut and make owie is saved for making cheese sandwiches.

I like Chris Moore books. I found "Stupidest Angel" during the annual library booksale (great deal... fill your plastic bag with books, pay $1 for the whole thing). It my was first Moore book, and I grabbed it, as I liked the subtitle "A heartwarming tale of Christmas terror."

I live in New York, age of late 20's, female, single, lazy, and contagious.

Have a lovely lovely day.

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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Juline1 wrote:
I live in New York, age of late 20's, female, single, lazy, and contagious.


Oooo, what can we catch?

Welcome aboard! Get it? Aboard...see? Cool.
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Sara Leigh



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Howdy, Juline1. Just what areyou passing around? Is it deadly?

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Ferrit Leggings



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[quote="Juline1"]I don't really chase kids with machetes.quote]

I do.

It is rather fun and with their short legs they donít run very fast so you can smoke and catch them. It is all good. Watch out for Hillary because she eats babies. Do you, is that why you are chasing them with kitchen utensils, and yes I have used a machete in the kitchen. How do you think I get the babies heads off after I catch them? I am just being practical. They donít just pop off like a daisy.

Are you using the hose to water them down a bit before you cook them? Is that meant to tenderize them or something like that because I just put them on a kebab? I never thought that they would taste good with cheese as well. Cheese is a nice topping I will have to try that.

Thanks for the tip and welcome.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one on this board that has a machete. I've offered it's use several times to people here. For some reason, no takers...maybe I need to clean it.
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You have to clean the machete? Why hasnít anyone told me? Although the little bits that are left over are kind of tasty, itís like jerky but better.

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Juline1



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[quote="Ferrit Leggings"]
Juline1 wrote:
I don't really chase kids with machetes.quote]

I do.

It is rather fun and with their short legs they donít run very fast so you can smoke and catch them. It is all good. Watch out for Hillary because she eats babies. Do you, is that why you are chasing them with kitchen utensils, and yes I have used a machete in the kitchen. How do you think I get the babies heads off after I catch them? I am just being practical. They donít just pop off like a daisy.

Are you using the hose to water them down a bit before you cook them? Is that meant to tenderize them or something like that because I just put them on a kebab? I never thought that they would taste good with cheese as well. Cheese is a nice topping I will have to try that.

Thanks for the tip and welcome.


No, I put the kids in small pens so they can't move around much. Keeps them from getting tough and chewie. And of course, when you get ready to roast them, you need to clean them.
Yes, cheese makes an excellent topping, with the kids cooked in marinade.

"What can we catch?"
The real question is "what are you looking to catch?"

Gracie: too late. I did spend real money on the rest. I also bought "the Big Book of Murder" which is all about people who died. And they're still dead. Then I got a "1000 pictures sex book" on discount which has nothing to do with Chris Moore but it's just something else I bought.
Hmmm... I do believe the couples in the sex book are smiling a bit too broadly...

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I live in New York, age of late 20's, female, single, lazy, and contagious.


It surprises me that if you are in fact as lazy as you claim, why you wouldn't just put the babies in a blender rather than go through the rigamorale of roasting them (very time consuming).

I know Baby Smoothies aren't quite the "rage" yet, but give it time.

And, welcome!
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Juline1,

Welcome to the bordello! Pleasse read the rules and be sure to check out Ferrit Leggings' kettle. It's really hip.

Ja
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Juline1



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vnectar wrote:


It surprises me that if you are in fact as lazy as you claim, why you wouldn't just put the babies in a blender rather than go through the rigamorale of roasting them (very time consuming).

I know Baby Smoothies aren't quite the "rage" yet, but give it time.

And, welcome!


Throw the kids in the crockpot. Go back to sitting on the couch.
Or do my 5 miles-every-other-day run.... whichever.

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Juline1



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gracie wrote:
[quote="Juline1
Gracie: too late. I did spend real money on the rest. I also bought "the Big Book of Murder" which is all about people who died. And they're still dead. Then I got a "1000 pictures sex book" on discount which has nothing to do with Chris Moore but it's just something else I bought.
Hmmm... I do believe the couples in the sex book are smiling a bit too broadly...


oh good, because we want to do everything we can to encourage him to write some more.[/quote]

Well I'm not quite sure how buying a 1000 page book about sex will encourage Chris to write more, but hey, who am I to decide what's inspiring to a writer?

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[/quote]

Throw the kids in the crockpot. Go back to sitting on the couch.
Or do my 5 miles-every-other-day run.... whichever.[/quote]

I prefer using a pressure cooker it's about the same amount of time as microwaving but less messy.
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I like to put mine on a spit in the back yard, but then again we are Greek and cook all of our meat in the backyard on a spit. This is after I lure them into my candy house.

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Juline1



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A spit sounds like fun but I wouldn't even know how to start.

I used to do the candy house, but too many of the little freaks, um, I mean little darlings are now allergic to peanuts, so I've since had to change it to the "peanut free low-fat no sugar added diabetic-friendly ginger-bread substitute" house. In other words, I may a well just have made the house out of cardboard and comic books.

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I keep the peanuts. The darlings are easier to catch when they are in shock.

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