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Freaky Mojo



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Tropic of Cancer-ish
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My Summer Vacation....
102 in the shade.. and the last thing I remember was sitting in the little Island Restaurant on Cabbage Key and thinking once I finish my burger (which was way to warm to be eating on such a hot day.. shoulda had the salad).. I would climb to the top of the water tower and view the sound for rogue dolphins..

I was meaning to flag the waitress for my check, but was distracted by the flittering dollar bills that were taped loosely to the roof .. and well.. next thing I know..

I am staring at the MS blue of the screen and wondering if this as good a place as any to continue my escapist activities .. or at least pillage or plunder a bit in cyberland.. at least until I'm feeling up to pushing quasi-archaic and non-quality assured software designs on unexpecting clients and users...

Anyone up for a hand of Football up the Monkey's Butt.. .or at least.. a challenging round of Cribbage with Shots?

I'm Mo and I'm new here... I snooped a bit and ya'll seem pretty non-frighening and intellegent so I thought I'd poke my head in >and poke my head out, and poke my head in then you shake it... < oh.. anyway ..

"Howdy!" and I do enjoy all of these great books.. but .. I have a confession..

and I feel really guilty about it right now.....

I have a library card... so I have not spent a dime toward any royalties due to Mr Moore.. gawd I feel awful.. now I'm thinking I must convinse at least one person to Buy a Book.. or say some Hail Bloody Mary's or whatever.. how does one go about this sort of soul-cleansing? Suggestions?
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y



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Suggestions huh? Read the rules, get naked (if you aren't already), and bring us all some pie. Oh, and go check in with Hillary for you stip search. (she's the one standing on the shiny alter - oh, and don't forget to bow!)

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jaandlu



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[quote=Freaky Mojo]how does one go about this sort of soul-cleansing?[/quote]

Find Ferrit Leggings kettle. There's a pic of it around here somewhere. It's bitchin.

Learn the noobie song. It's buried in some post around here.

Buy all CM's books and stop sittin naked on library books. That's just gross. Eeww.

By the way, beware of Y she does bit.

Ja
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Ginjg



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y wrote:
Suggestions huh? Read the rules, get naked (if you aren't already), and bring us all some pie. Oh, and go check in with Hillary for you stip search. (she's the one standing on the shiny alter - oh, and don't forget to bow!)


wouldn't be a thorough strip search without the bow, i'm just sayin'
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[y the way, beware of Y she does bit.

Ja
I'm assuming you mean bite? All I have to say is that I've never had any complaints.

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Tal



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Now THAT is some Freaky Mojo.
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Freaky Mojo



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Kewl! Strip searches and biting! damn I fit right in!

I work from my home so the naked thing's a given.. and OMG you guys know the noobie song???!! Home at last!

What kind of pie? Is there a preference? >I recommend my key lime, but I did make a killer moose steak and pineapple one once<
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Sara Leigh



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Welcome to the Boardello, Freaky. We can use some new blood. Always need new blood.

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FattyFattyPorkFace



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y wrote:
jaandlu wrote:
[y the way, beware of Y she does bit.

Ja
I'm assuming you mean bite? All I have to say is that I've never had any complaints.


Yes, I think it is as safe to assume that Ja meant bite as it is to assume that you meant strip and not stip.

I totally called you on it. Very Happy
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I dot have a cue what ya ment by that Confused

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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
y wrote:
jaandlu wrote:
[y the way, beware of Y she does bit.

Ja
I'm assuming you mean bite? All I have to say is that I've never had any complaints.


Yes, I think it is as safe to assume that Ja meant bite as it is to assume that you meant strip and not stip.

I totally called you on it. Very Happy
This place needs spell check. Or I need to quit posting at work between projects.
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Y wrote:
This place needs spell check. Or I need to quit posting at work between projects.


Why in the wolrd would a writers site not have spell check. It's just cruel . I think Ken made it that way just it to fuck with us.

Ja
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Well then, the only thing left to say about it is: WTG Ken. WTG.
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y wrote:
FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
y wrote:
jaandlu wrote:
[y the way, beware of Y she does bit.

Ja
I'm assuming you mean bite? All I have to say is that I've never had any complaints.


Yes, I think it is as safe to assume that Ja meant bite as it is to assume that you meant strip and not stip.

I totally called you on it. Very Happy
This place needs spell check. Or I need to quit posting at work between projects.


People Rise Up!!!
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Ginjg



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jaandlu wrote:


Why in the wolrd would a writers site not have spell check. It's just cruel. I think Ken made it that way just it to fuck with us.

Ja


possibly because writers often use colloquial spellings?
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