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Paul R



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
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Location: Kiribati
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Hmmm let me see, for $40 CDN at a seedy strip club you can get any kind of sex you want. No need to go into details, I am sure that you have an active imagination.
Your cat needs to remember, that in Canadian/US relationships we are bigger and on top.
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Post Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:17 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
conspiracies unlimited



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*Kitty* Canadian-lover...

*CU* ewe, that's just gross...
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This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

Post Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:20 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Vixen Jules



Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Okay, I'm thoroughly confused.

Do I have to STOP posting naked at some point?

Can I, every every few months, rather than get dressed, register as a new user and continue to post naked?

Additionally, if I live close to Canada, and find Canadians to be sexy bastards in there own rights, and that cute little way Farrah says "aboot" does tingly things to me, is that okay? I will still hate on Matt and he is by coincidence, Canadian and highly annoying.

I won't touch the pudding cannon, but will offer to supply ammo.


Finally, I'm really curious, is Ken anatomically correct?
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Post Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:02 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
conspiracies unlimited



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No, you NEVER HAVE to stop posting nekkid... in fact... nekkid posting is preferred to non-nekkid posting... If, on occassion, you feel the need to post pics of the former, please, feel free to do so... I won't mind one little bit...

As for the Caniadian Lust-thingy... yeah... ummm.. we don't go in for that sick pervy stuff here...

Oh, and, "nekkid pudding pics", so totally trump "nekkid sitting at the computer pics"
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You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

Post Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:12 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Kitty



Joined: 01 Mar 2005
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Location: A bell tower off in the distance
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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
Oh, and, "nekkid pudding pics", so totally trump "nekkid sitting at the computer pics"


Yeah, and if you can get Hillary to pose with you... I'll pay handsomely... although, since cats don't usuakky carry cash (we don't have pockets... that would be kangaroos), and I'm not into checks (no opposable thumb... slow fuckinig evolution)... I'm afraid I can only pay you in tounge bathes... but hey, its really a win-win situation, if you think about it...
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Kitty wrote:
conspiracies unlimited wrote:
Oh, and, "nekkid pudding pics", so totally trump "nekkid sitting at the computer pics"


Yeah, and if you can get Hillary to pose with you... I'll pay handsomely... although, since cats don't usuakky carry cash (we don't have pockets... that would be kangaroos), and I'm not into checks (no opposable thumb... slow fuckinig evolution)... I'm afraid I can only pay you in tounge bathes... but hey, its really a win-win situation, if you think about it...


** Sigh *** We should have warned you about these two, shouldn't we, Vixen? I think the trick is not to encourage them. Just messing with you, CU and Kitty.

Post Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:00 am   
conspiracies unlimited



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Jilly wrote:
Just messing with you, CU and Kitty.


No need to qualify your statements... I'm fairly certain I speak for Kitty as well as myself, when I say... well, when I say something nice... I don't know what... something like... we love you... or you're our gal... or, something...

I know...

You still our grrl-nizzle... yeah, that's it...
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You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

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Kitty



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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
Jilly wrote:
Just messing with you, CU and Kitty.


No need to qualify your statements... I'm fairly certain I speak for Kitty as well as myself, when I say... well, when I say something nice... I don't know what... something like... we love you... or you're our gal... or, something...

I know...

You still our grrl-nizzle... yeah, that's it...


Are you fucking high?

Since when to you speak for me???

Huh???

I'll let it go this time...

So, where my grrlnizzle at?

Come here, Jillybeans, gimme some sugar... yeah...
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Post Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:49 pm   View user's profile Send private message
KatarinaNavane



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Well, people seem to be being sexually harrassed, I think it's high time I joined in the fun, eh? But fair warning, I've still got a few months before I hit the legal age of consent in this wonderful state of Ohio. *ponders for a moment* I guess that means I was raped yesterday. w00t!
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DanaMichelle



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Great rules! It didn't say anything about not using sexual innuendos, which is good since I would never have anything to say. I almost peed after reading the BtVS rule, since I used to admin a BtVS board until Angel cancelled.

I do have a question though... is it really good for our Chris Moore books to sit on them while naked? Won't they get little bun prints on the covers that way? I paid good money for those books.

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FattyFattyPorkFace



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DanaMichelle wrote:
Great rules! It didn't say anything about not using sexual innuendos


And on the subject of sexual innuendos, I like your points. And your last post wasn't bad either. *ba dum dum tsh*
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Paul R



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Chris wrote them that way so go ahead.

Paul R
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Cathy



Joined: 06 Sep 2004
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I want to change my log in name. I went to the Profile section and typed in a new name, hit submit, and a window came up telling me that my profile has been changed. But, no, it hasn't. Any ideas what I can do?
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Tal



Joined: 21 May 2004
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Ken or Chris may be able to change it administratively - I'd PM one of them. Smile
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:10 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
y



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I have a quick question for you fellow memembers:

After the 3 month "newbie" naked posting, is it necessary to once again wear clothing while posting? I've found the nakedness to be quite liberating and even my co-workers have gotten used to it. Twisted Evil

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