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jaandlu



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fortune cookie wrote:
#4 I don't eat my meat so I can't have any pudding anyway.



Pudding's not meat, silly. It's bone.
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conspiracies unlimited



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jaandlu wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
#4 I don't eat my meat so I can't have any pudding anyway.



Pudding's not meat, silly. It's bone.


doh!!! The Wall...
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Hey, I thought them Canucks were illegal here...only I seen em, they're here

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whoami10 wrote:
Hey, I thought them Canucks were illegal here...only I seen em, they're here


We're working on getting rid of them.
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fortune cookie



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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
jaandlu wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
#4 I don't eat my meat so I can't have any pudding anyway.



Pudding's not meat, silly. It's bone.


doh!!! The Wall...


Xactly
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Nevermore26



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Man, I can't wait for my 3 months of mandatory nudity to end... Then I can start on a lifetime of voluntary nudity. Mr. Green

Nevermore...

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Tarty



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My involuntary nudity has just begun. Good thing it's still summer

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Tarty



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BTW-- I have a question. Does "nude" mean I also have to take the bowl off my head and type without my pink glasses and clown nose?

I can't see without my pink glasses and clown nose

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Joelibris



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It's just naked from the neck down, so you're OK.
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Claudia



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Oh crap! I had no idea! I just joined tonight... If I had know I wouldn't have marry a Canadian! ...that and the cold feet, of course.
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Pic, like you asked for.




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Joelibris



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A little work in MS Paint, and that'll be ready for T-shirts!
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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
jaandlu wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
#4 I don't eat my meat so I can't have any pudding anyway.



Pudding's not meat, silly. It's bone.


doh!!! The Wall...

I have meat that dispenses pudding when eaten... Which is the reason for the question, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
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i cant believe u took time out of ur schedule to actually write down rules that would actually make people laugh like me! Laughing the only thing i would want to do now is break most of the rules.

1--i have clothes on right now and i joined here the 2nd [i think] [its up there anyways]
2--i refuse to sit on books. so i have decided to sit on a leather computer CHAIR
3-- i cant possibly break
4--i cant possibly break
5--although i would hate to slow down the production of books, i shall make sudden movements and make cyber eye contact
6--i cant possibly break
7-- buffy the vampire slayer buffy buffy buffy.
8--lmao i am laughing my ****ing ass off right now GOD that was SOOOOO funny!!!!!!!
9--i want george bush out i mean i think he just wants to go to war just to kill people HE IS EVIL. but i really want a black guy president i dont think we have ever gotten a black president before. but hes gotta be nice.
10--i love you
11--hmmm.....................

Laughing Laughing Laughing ugh that was fun!
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I'm not naked and Tom Ridge wouldn't give a hoot since he's been fired. Now, if you're going to report rule breakers to DHS head guy "Skeleton Man" , I'll comply 'cause he scares me.

All the rest look okay, except that "Buffy" thing. I've never seen it. BUT, I will if "Skeleton Man" is even remotely involved.


Uhmm, about Rule #9. Using feces and politics together is redundant. IMO

Using emoticons here, Boss. Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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