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Regina



Joined: 02 Mar 2005
Posts: 952
Location: Northeast U.S
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It is as is sounds, I'll start a letter, the next person adds one sentence.

Beloved,

The curve of your eyebrows are suggestive of the most wriggly of house centipedes and their movement incites my passion.

Post Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:49 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Lisa M



Joined: 08 Jul 2004
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Location: Rhode Island
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I imagine a hundred soft, tingling feet brushing my flesh.

Post Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:23 am   View user's profile Send private message
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Your centipedal eye-hairs and under-the-covers flatulence are proof that I have married well beyond momma's expectations.

Post Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:07 pm   
NodakFiddler



Joined: 17 Aug 2005
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Location: Mexico
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(oopsy- the above was from me. Darn log in thingy.)
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I've got eyes for you. And I keep them in a jar up in my room. When you come in they open wide, lids are gone, no place to hide. I've got eyes for you.
~Old 97s

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Regina



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My darling, I believe that the percussive talents of our anal sphincters are well matched. I knew we were soul mates the moment I heard you use this rare gift to sound out the song S.O.S by Abba.

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jaandlu



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May our anal song sing the glories of our love.
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Regina



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So all the world may share in the joy of our union, I would paint a banner of methane clouds on the sky, but, alas, they would not be environmentally friendly, and the EPA would surely persecute us.

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Bren Jaro



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So I hang on your every onion garlic breath word and through my tearing eye’s I find the smell I desire to hear.

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Regina



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Oh, how I love the sound of Limbergher on your breath. "Scent Stories" has nothing on you, dearest.

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