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JennyO



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Harvest Moon Festival  Reply with quote  

Thanks for my morning laugh, Chris. Very Happy
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y



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yeah! what she said!
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Cathy



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Wonderful!
Good to know that your expensive Brooks education has paid off. Very Happy
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Chris you are the man. That made my whole day. Thank you so much. Now I'm gonna go read it again.


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jaandlu



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I just needed to check to make sure but yep....you're the funniest man I know.

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Lukaret



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Quote:
Actually, it was this guy, who had reported something hugging
his face a couple of weeks ago, then,
after eating one of the festival's moon cakes,
the alien larvae popped out of his chest.
WAAAH! ALIEN LARVAE! WE'RE ALL DOOMED TO HAVE DOG-LIKE ALIENS POP OUT OF OUR CHESTS!

... I'm sorry, it just made me laugh a lot today! Thanks Chris!
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Lib



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Chris, I was in a bad mood until I read your Blog today. If fact, I was kinda enjoying be pissed off.

Thanks alot! Wink
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Sara Leigh



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Tres amusant, Chris. Very Happy

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Naked and Famous



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That made my day!

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Catch42



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HaHaHaHa...Freakin' CLASSIC! Thanks A.G...I needed to lift my spirits today!
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Ginjg



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They came for the harvest and got reaped instead. very good CM, very good.
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knikkki



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I was in San Francisco yesterday.  Reply with quote  

I saw brake lights.
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Ben Brown



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Okay, so it was funny, but  Reply with quote  

What's with aliens always getting the bad rap, anywho? Much-too-much misinfo in those Hollywood movies you earthlings watch.

No one ever wants to talk about the NICE space aliens. Typical earthling Species Profiling. (sigh)

Oh well, think I'll just go take over someone's mind or pop out of a chest now.

(okay, not really. Not the mind thing at least....)

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Tubby Toledo Chic



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Razz Author Dude, you're to damn funny. What are you smokin'? Thanks for the chuckle and all the beautiful San Fran scenes. I honeymooned there in 98 and miss it sooooooooo much. Confused

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lisa



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How exciting! A story with pictures!

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