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jaandlu



Joined: 17 Apr 2005
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Just a couple of links for you FL.

www.kingstahlmanbail.com

www.Toll-Free-1-888-Bail-Bond.com

Give me a call if I can help.
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Post Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:16 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Sara Leigh



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Ferrit Leggings wrote:
Sara Leigh wrote:
Boring. Sad but true.


Could you post some cash for me!?


I'm a little strapped for cash myself just now. I'll see what I can scrounge up though. In spite of being in the clear, I've got that rather large fine to pay, you know.

Post Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:23 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
sgt_steve



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Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000


Cripes! How anyboidy could get to my age and not be due at least 20 years is beyond me (no offence, Sara).

Post Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:53 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Goudron



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Dubious

Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £5000
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Post Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:05 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Sara Leigh



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sgt_steve wrote:
Cripes! How anyboidy could get to my age and not be due at least 20 years is beyond me (no offence, Sara).


Well, they don't seem to count substance abuse as much. I've always been a terrible liar and very early in my education I found the consequences of breaking the rules far too humiliating to go through if I could avoid it. Actually I discovered that there are lots of ways to get into mischief without actually breaking the rules by just bending them a little. Twisted Evil

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Naked and Famous



Joined: 23 Jul 2005
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Dubious

Bet you didn't think you were on the wrong side of the law when starting this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent (not really). Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you mightl get a knock on the door...

Years in jail: 8 potential; fine 5000 pounds (don't think there is symbol for pounds on my keyboard.)

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Lukaret



Joined: 28 Aug 2005
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Location: ... Hell. No wait... make that GP, Texas, that's about the same thing.
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Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000

... I'm not even 18 yet and already I have the possibility of jail time... Wow... Shocked
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Post Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:21 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
lisa



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In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Ok, I'm looking for volunteers to form a corruption crew. We need to corrupt some of these people...I mean, lisa? Really? Common, we gotta corrupt!

FL? CU? Hillary? Come on! We have a job to do.
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Post Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:12 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Lukaret



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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Ok, I'm looking for volunteers to form a corruption crew. We need to corrupt some of these people...I mean, lisa? Really? Common, we gotta corrupt!

FL? CU? Hillary? Come on! We have a job to do.
Oh this'll be greatly interesting...
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Ferrit Leggings



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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Ok, I'm looking for volunteers to form a corruption crew. We need to corrupt some of these people...I mean, lisa? Really? Common, we gotta corrupt!

FL? CU? Hillary? Come on! We have a job to do.


I will have a go but I have been trying to corrupt Ja for some time now and nothing works on him. He is just too damn good.

FL
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Post Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:16 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Lukaret



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Ferrit Leggings wrote:
FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Ok, I'm looking for volunteers to form a corruption crew. We need to corrupt some of these people...I mean, lisa? Really? Common, we gotta corrupt!

FL? CU? Hillary? Come on! We have a job to do.


I will have a go but I have been trying to corrupt Ja for some time now and nothing works on him. He is just too damn good.

FL
Question: What if you're already corrupted? ^_^
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DanSRose



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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Ok, I'm looking for volunteers to form a corruption crew. We need to corrupt some of these people...I mean, lisa? Really? Common, we gotta corrupt!

FL? CU? Hillary? Come on! We have a job to do.


Man, you should have brought this up sooner. For AG's Supremo Birthday Party. This year's theme: "You Spell PRISON with PRO-SIN"
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libertine101



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Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000 Shocked
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oatmeal



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Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Damn, im going to hell
they are already forwarding my mail
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