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eBay Blues

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I bought myself some pheromones from eBay,
The bottle said I'd be a chick magnet.
But since I tried it on the girls just won't play,
And penis is the only thing I get.

I tried to wash it off back in the restroom,
But before I reached the sink, the guys attacked.
I beat them off by swinging round an old broom,
And later heard that cause of that, the cleaner's sacked.

I ran out to a taxi, tried to get home,
But the driver gave a wink and gripped my knee.
I jumped out pretty sharpish 'fore his hand roamed,
And started up a-running to get free.

Four blocks I was a-running with a posse,
Pretty close behind me, full of guys.
I'd headed out that night in search of pussy,
And found myself a horde of open flies.

I guess you ought to know how this concluded,
Well, I made it home quite safe and got to bed.
But now I can't go out cause it's alluded,
I once liked girls but now love guys instead.

So next time you're buying things from eBay,
Please try to heed my cautionary tale.
It might seem like a great idea one day,
But even great ideas are prone to fail.

So now, I live a lonely life in exile,
It's the only choice that I had left to choose.
There isn't anyone for at least ten miles,
And that leaves me time to write my eBay blues.

2005 All rights reserved. JJY

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