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Dear author guy,
I am madly in love with the German exchange student at my high school. So far, however, our interactions have been less than satisfying, and the closest I have come to wooing her is getting her to teach me the German word for hippopotamus (nilpferd). How can I make her pine for me in a fashion similar to my own pining?

Post Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:55 pm   
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Any possibility that you can hold your breath like a nilpferd?

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Invite her out to do stuff - she wants to experience American culture. DO NOT take her to a fast food restaurant whatever you do. You'll give us a bad name - there was this one guy I knew once in high school who took his prom date to McDonalds for dinner as a suprise. We all thought it was funny, but apparently she was dissapointed.

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