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Stupidest Angel Version 2.0


who thinks I rant too much?
me!
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nah, your special
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RedOrcaMoon



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OK so lets see, right after work today, I commanded my mom to take me to borders. she asked why. I said its time to buy some books and what not.
mom: ok....sounds good. what are you gonna buy?
Me: The Stupidest Angel version 2.0
mom: ooooooook.......
[later] mom: -_- wait....DONT YOU ALREADY HAVE THIS BOOK?!
me: Sally never returned it, and two, its red... come on......it looks so much cooler than the older one... and its *reads the cover* "Enhanced" and it says version 2.0! come on i will even personally pay for it.
mom: maybe we can get a discount....go look for some other books you might find something else too
me: kay! *comes back with 2 japanese animation comics (mangas)
mom: does it have to be those?
me: yes! these are the last two in the series.
mom: thank God....
me: *hands her the red book* I am not to read this until I sit dow nadn read Coyote blue, and I cannot have it till Christmas! its from everyone.
mom: O.o weirdo.... ah well... i guess its ok. oh well... lets go looking for other things for christmas. (btw, mom used her teachers discount card, 20% off all the books and I was temptred to buy a new copy of lamb)
me: ok (we later bought 4 beanie babies. all retired. one 2 for my brother and his fiancée, even though I was thinking about my parents when I saw those, and then one for the person who bought me my fiirst chris moore book, Fluke, and its still my favorite, then one thing for me. my mom adn I are trying to figure out hwat that thing is, but its a beanie baby.)

wait! BEANIE BABIES@@ why didnt I think of this before....

Beanie Babies and Anerican girls, some of the most commercial things out there. I still remember I only wanted certain beanie babies, but the ones I wanted, were never there. I couldnt get them. I wanted to buy Erin for my dog, since we got Carry, on St. Patricks day. Luck o' the irish. I got Erin in CAnada for like what... $5 in our money? I dunno...i t said $9.99 and it was canada. I gave them an American $10 and got back S10 canadien. it took me about 4 -6 years before I got Erin, and I couldnt be happier. ok well lets see what else to rant about? i dunno but beanie babies were the biggest rage when I was in oh i dunno 5th or 6th grade. the first I ever got was Ears the bunny. I took his tag off because I didnt know about the value, but then again, I loved him since he was for me from my 5th grade teacher. I loved that orca bean bag too, but the rabbit is special to me. I keep him on close watch everynight. that was the year that I stared to understand what was needed of me. My teacher really helped me a lot. hell she let me sit in the classroom at recess and read. I was usually unsupervised but i didnt do anything, I jsut sat there listening to opera and reading french books. I think I read the whole case by..... at leat the next 3 months. sometimes I miss those stories i once read in that book case but i didnt vare about the rest of the class. I had a table all to myself since there was no space for me and when there was, no one wanted me.

ok well I need to go bak to my paper. I wnant to say A huge thanks to chris. I jsut know this paper is gonna be good.

(my spelling sucks today because I am farther fromn the screen and its darker in here.)
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Ferrit Leggings



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RedOrcaMoon wrote:
(my spelling sucks today because I am farther fromn the screen and its darker in here.)


Their si hoope my freind. Ken internats god creeated a spll chick jist fer u. Ale bowwow dwn befere Kn.

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RedOrcaMoon



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ok I can actually read that too...since I have friends who get drunk adn then cannot spell. its ok though.

not sure how to use the spell check though.


*bows before Nigoth, Ken, and AG*
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Kilgore



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You press spell check and it checks the spelling.

Kilgore
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RedOrcaMoon



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<--- feels like that blond that locked herself outta the car


ummmm....


meh I dont see it. oh well this how you know its me anyways.

just with me is always gonna be jsut ^^
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That's "in" the car for the blonde, Red Orca

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oh right right

yeah ^_^ oops its been a long time since I heard it on the radio or anywhere. and I have the link somewhere.
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Sara Leigh wrote:
That's "in" the car for the blonde, Red Orca


I laughed so hard at that. I especially like the part when she's like "The windows are rolled up and it's getting really hot in here! I'm starting to sweat!" I lost it, like that scene in Fluke where the whales use Libby's boat as a diaphragm. That was a fun one to explain, btw. (like the CM connection? Lol.)

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RedOrcaMoon wrote:
<--- feels like that blond that locked herself outta the car


ummmm....


meh I dont see it. oh well this how you know its me anyways.

just with me is always gonna be jsut ^^


Aha... another user who isn't using the default (VereorLCars) skin for the board...

spellcheck and the [book] tag are Vereor Only.

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RedOrcaMoon



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ok thanks Ken. I use the fluke one, easier to read... and its got a cetaceans tail on it... come on I couldnt resist. oh well. dont worry if I have to spell check... I use my word processor.
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RedOrcaMoon



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Kate R wrote:
Sara Leigh wrote:
That's "in" the car for the blonde, Red Orca


I laughed so hard at that. I especially like the part when she's like "The windows are rolled up and it's getting really hot in here! I'm starting to sweat!" I lost it, like that scene in Fluke where the whales use Libby's boat as a diaphragm. That was a fun one to explain, btw. (like the CM connection? Lol.)
MY gawd! BRILLIANT!! ^^ actually at whale camp my team almost had that happen with a minke; so funny..... the minke kept rolling over next to the zodiac. poor guy... he needed a mate... oh well.
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