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Have you read a Chris Moore book?

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Have you read a Chris Moore book?
They're really really good.
Have you read a Chris Moore book?
I really think you should.

I started out around book four,
Island of the Sequined Love Nun.
Amazon shipped it out to me,
It was then that my Chris Moore fun begun.

Shortly thereafter I acquired,
The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove.
"It's pretty good," I did declare,
As into its pages I did dove.

From then on in it just got worse,
With Bloodsucking Fiends I carried on.
I felt obsessed with reading all,
The works Chris Moore and gone and done.

It wasn't long before the next arrived,
A hefty book named Lamb.
I lent it to a barmaid friend,
And from that Chris Moore gained a fan.

I then went back to the start,
Practical Demonkeeping, signed.
I got it from Dreamhaven books,
It was great, first edition, and mine.

After that I joined the BBS,
And as BritJeff™, won a signed Fluke.
And instead of socks and hankerchiefs,
For Christmas gifts I send out a Chris Moore book.

As Christmas time rolled around,
The Stupidest Angel came.
He left a mess but I tidied up,
Then the following year he came again!

Soon to come in through my mail,
A Dirty Job is due.
I'm sure it will be wonderful,
But with Chris Moore that's not new.

And in the works, would you believe,
A sequel, called You Suck.
So if you bored while you wait,
I suggest you have a...

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...look at all the really good books that your local bookstore has to offer. And I don't mean those huge big things like Borders and Barnes & Noble; no, I mean the little guys who remember your name and make the coffee themselves and share the same passion that you do and stuff...

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or fuck. What?! Shut up.
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