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Ferrit Leggings



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Posts: 2658
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My ex is .... Not around.

Maybe I should ... Go to bed.

I love ... Chocolate Chip Scones.

I don't understand .... People.

I lost my... Peter Gabriel Live in Chile CD.

People would say that I .... am Nuts.

Love is ... Unconditional with a lot of understanding.

Somewhere, someone is ... Farting.

I will always ... Keep My Ears Clean.

Forever is ... A Long Time.

I never want to ... Swim with sharks.

I think the current President is ... a Jackass.

When I wake up in the morning ... I wanted to go back to bed.

Life is full of ... beans.

My past is... gone.

I get annoyed when... people act stupid.

Parties are ... over.

I wish ... I had my Peter Gabriel CD.

My dog is.... asleep.

My cat is... dead.

Kisses are the worst when ... breath is funky.

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. wake up.

I really want ... a new job.

I have low tolerance for people who ... donít see reason.

If I had a million dollars I would... take a nap.

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conspiracies unlimited



Joined: 16 Nov 2004
Posts: 4281
Location: California
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My ex is... a fucking wack-a-do, a loser, a skank, a whore (her words not mine, i swear), institutionalized, an alchoholic, a druggie, bi, mental... I dated a lot of f'd up chicks, and they all had issues which sort of surfaced sometime between the first date, and when we broke up... the above is just a sampling

Maybe I should... seek professional help

I love... the Wife and kids

I don't understand... a lot of things

I lost my... edge

People would say that I... an paranoid... they are wrong... i'm just concerned

Love is... a kick in the head...

Somewhere, someone is... living, breathing, dying, being born, smiling...

I will always... be...

Forever is... a very long time...

I never want to... see children suffer

I think the current President is... fucking stupid and arrogant, and should be impeached...

When I wake up in the morning... I'm grouchy...

Life is full of... shit, use it to fertalize your garden...

My past is... checkered

I get annoyed when... people bother me...

Parties are... over-rated...

I wish ... I were Emporer of the World

My dog is.... dead

My cat is... a pain in the ass

Kisses are the worst when... there is bad breath involved

Tommorrow I'm going to... play EQ2... kiss my ass, WOW!!!

I really want... to fortify my house

I have low tolerance for people who... are dumber than me

If I had a million dollars I would... invest it wisely
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Sofa



Joined: 05 May 2006
Posts: 69
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My ex is ...

Maybe I should ... stop procrastinating and write my research paper.

I love ... men.

I don't understand ... stupid people.

I lost my... black pen. I always lose black pens.

People would say that I ... am crazy.

Love is ... inexplicable.

Somewhere, someone is ... thinking about me ::hoping::

I will always ... ((bad singing)) love you!!!

Forever is ... Chemistry class.

I never want to ... grow up.

I think the current President is ... a moron.

When I wake up in the morning ... I wonder why I woke up.

Life is full of ... shit. Shitty people, shitty situations, and real shit.

My past is... short; it's only 18-ish years long.

I get annoyed when... people refuse to stop being stupid.

Parties are ... boring when they're just a bunch of people talking.

I wish ... I had a love to call my own.

My dog is.... my baby.

My cat is... Christopher Colombus reincarnated.

Kisses are the worst when ... you end up with spit all over your face. Gross!

Tommorrow I'm going to ... do the exact fucking thing as today.

I really want ... to go to sleep.

I have low tolerance for people who ... have no brain.

If I had a million dollars I would... invest most of it and use the rest to visit my family in Mexico.
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urmyjiggaboo



Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 52
Location: Los Angeles, California
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My ex is .... nobody

Maybe I should ... study for my finals, work on my homework

I love ... my closest friends including Jannet, Dylan, Emi, Mayra, Magaly, Ily, and Constance. Oh yeah my stuffed animals..Beanie Babies!

I don't understand .... today's math assessment

I lost my... favorite stickers, and my diary

People would say that I .... am smart, and sometimes act retarded, and tell me i try killing. They accused me of trying to kill my friend, who i tripped by accident, and poor little animals

Love is ... a confusing subject. when your heart beats faster, that special someone is alwyas on your mind. being with your closest friends. being and showing appreciation.

Somewhere, someone is ... unfortuanately starving

I will always ... love and adore my friends, no matter what happens. regret joining girl scouts

Forever is ... something that will last. goes on through eternity, defies death. CEASES TO EXIST.

I never want to ... taste beer or try drugs

I think the current President is ... Bush..should be someone else, I think I wanted that other dude that ran against him. OH you mean what I think of him, He looks like a monkey.

When I wake up in the morning ... I cant wait for my algebra 2 class, wish i could stay under the covers

Life is full of ... happiness and sadness, ups and downs, love and hate.

My past is... Being this quiet shy little know it all goody-goody

I get annoyed when... people talk about myspace ALL the time

Parties are ... awesome when i know everyone there

I wish ... I was healthier, never joined GS, reached my goal of cookie sales. could turn back time, met him sooner in life, sometimes i wish i was dead

My dog is.... really quiet since i don't hear it. non existing

My cat is... annoying, and WISH the strays are nonexisting.

Kisses are the worst when ... not from someone you like, too wet, bad breath, when they are plain all disgusting!

Tommorrow I'm going to... school

I really want... to skip Sunday, quit girl scouts

I have low tolerance for people who ... well im not judging, but i don't like try to be like everyone else

If I had a million dollars I would... still quit GS, buy my own island, house, car, and such...donate some to the charities. don't be selfish
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Drop_Dead



Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 54
Location: Pugetropolis, WA
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My ex is .... a crazy strung-out sex addict

Maybe I should ... dig out her phone number

I love ... sex addicts

I don't understand .... why ther aren't more sex addicts in the world. It's really fun!

I lost my... train of thought

People would say that I .... need to talk more

Love is ... a matter of perspective

Somewhere, someone is ... scratching themselves

I will always ... dream naked

Forever is ... a seven letter word

I never want to ... catch myself in my zipper

I think the current President is ... a fucktard

When I wake up in the morning ... I curse the sun and everything it stands for

Life is full of ... reach-arounds

My past is... foggy

I get annoyed when... . . I'm awake

Parties are ... overrated

I wish ... I was a bird so I could crap on Dick Cheney's head

My dog is.... dumb as a post

My cat is... apparently the rightful owner of the house

Kisses are the worst when ... you were expecting a screw

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. *sigh* wake up and go to work, AGAIN

I really want ... a clone of myself to go to work for me so I can just stay at home in bed dreaming of boobies

I have low tolerance for people who ... are stupid

If I had a million dollars I would... buy lots of pot and smoke myself retarded
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Sewer_harpy



Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 14
Location: Ontario, Canada
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My ex is .... pregnant, living with her new man.

Maybe I should ... get over it.

I love ... the smell of a blown out matchstick

I don't understand .... how reality television caught on

I lost my... Father to heart disease

People would say that I .... try to make myself invisible.

Love is ... hard work, but totally worth it.

Somewhere, someone is ... sleeping outside.

I will always ... type with 2 fingers.

Forever is ... just a word.

I never want to ... grow up.

I think the current President is ... not my Prime Minister.

When I wake up in the morning ... i really need to pee.

Life is full of ... questions unanswered.

My past is... sometimes hard to think about.

I get annoyed when...people don't signal, when changing lanes.

Parties are ..often not worth the effort.

I wish ... I had one more day.

My dog(s) is (are) .... Juno (80lb Lab/Sheppard mix)
.... Verruca (5 1/2 lb Chinese Crested Hairless)

My cat is... named Sushi he sleeps on my head.

Kisses are the worst when ... with tounge...from your Aunt.

Tomorrow I'm going to. .. update my resume.

I really want ... peace in my life.

I have low tolerance for people who ... drive while talking on cell phones

If I had a million dollars I would...not be at work today

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CheshireFrog



Joined: 08 Feb 2007
Posts: 214
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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Maybe I should ... quit fooling myself.

I love ... not feeling like it's necessary to be in love.

I don't understand .... why women wear uncomfortable shoes.

I lost my ... innocence in the military.

People would say that I .... am a victim of a series of accidents (as are we all).

Love is ... mostly hypothetical.

Somewhere, someone is ... regretting what they had for dinner last night.

I will always ... maintain that you should never say "always".

Forever is ... the running time of a C/W song.

I never want to ... kill again.

I think the current President is ... filling a position well above his abilities.

When I wake up in the morning ... I have trouble remembering what day it is.

Life is full of ... work.

My past is... poorly remembered, mostly forgotten.

I get annoyed when ... I get annoyed.

Parties are ... mental maturbation.

I wish ... I had a wish worthy of granting.

My dog is ... non-existent.

My cat is ... my buddy.

Kisses are the worst when ... they are only remembered.

Tommorrow I'm going to ... do it all again.

I really want ... someone to take responsibility.

I have low tolerance for people who ... are not good at what they do.

If I had a million dollars I would ... be very very hard to find.
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Nevermore26



Joined: 20 Jun 2006
Posts: 865
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
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My ex is .... crazy.

Maybe I should ... stop picking up women at mental hospitals.

I love ... pie.

I don't understand .... people.

I lost my... insanity.

People would say that I .... should cut my hair.

Love is ... a comic strip.

Somewhere, someone is ... planning to take over Pinky & Brain.

I will always ... "look on the bright side of life." *whistles*

Forever is ... never long enough.

I never want to ... stop.

I think the current President is ... George W Bush, but I could be wrong.

When I wake up in the morning ... I panic.

Life is full of ... packing peanuts & bubble wrap.

My past is... catching up to me.

I get annoyed when... . . something happens.

Parties are ... hearty, dude.

I wish ... I had a brain.

My dog is.... imaginary.

My cat is... large & unshaved.

Kisses are the worst when ... they are for someone else.

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. do the same shit I did today.

I really want ... an HDTV.

I have low tolerance for people who ... live in Chicago & can't drive in the snow, but who insist on doing so anyways.

If I had a million dollars I would... "do two chicks at the same time. I mean, I figure a guy with that kind of money could hook that up."

Nevermore...
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vgndoll



Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Posts: 503
Location: here
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My ex is a nice guy.

Maybe I should paint more.

I love the husband, my pups and my friends.

I don't understand humans

I lost my favorite necklace a year ago.

People would say that I should stop laughing when it's not appropriate

Love is fun.

Somewhere, someone is doing good work

I will always be me.

Forever is a long time.

I never want to stop learning.

I think the current President is misunderstood or completely retarded.

When I wake up in the morning, i hug my husband or roll over and tell him to shut off the alarm.

Life is full of mysteries.

My past is done.

I get annoyed when people annoy me.

Parties are a hassle.

I wish on the moon, you get more wishes that way.

My dogs are amazing and i love them.

My cat is - we had to give our cat away bc i couldn't breathe, but she was sweet.

Kisses are the worst when the person i'm kissing just consumed something i don't like - coffee, fruit juice, bananas....

Tommorrow I'm going to take over the world.

I really want peace.

I have low tolerance for people who are closed minded and don't use logic to make decisions.

If I had a million dollars I would donate to various charities, buy a house further in the mountains with more land that was fenced in and adopt more animals who need homes.

Post Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:35 am   View user's profile Send private message
vgndoll



Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Posts: 503
Location: here
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Nevermore26 wrote:


If I had a million dollars I would... "do two chicks at the same time. I mean, I figure a guy with that kind of money could hook that up."

Nevermore...


do you really think you would need to have a million dollars to find two bisexual chicks that are up to your standards? maybe you should move to a better town. good luck with that.

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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 5089
Location: In the home stretch...
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Fill in the Blanks ....

My ex is .... waiting to be discovered by me.

Maybe I should ... stop wasting time on the internet and go to bed.

I love ... intelligent people and toast.

I don't understand .... why all the wrong people seem to have all the power.

I lost my... belief in the religious faith of my childhood.

People would say that I .... am frighteningly intelligent, or wicked smart, if you prefer.

Love is ... something to be treasured and cultivated whenever and where ever it is found.

Somewhere, someone is ... making a difference.

I will always ... try.

Forever is ... what you have when this life is over.

I never want to ... deliberately hurt anyone.

I think the current President is ... A RAGING DOUCHEBAG.

When I wake up in the morning ... I hit the snooze and nap a bit longer.

Life is full of ... pick one: opportunities, challenges, chances, shit, wonder, horrors... it's all inhow you choose to look at it.

My past is... compressed into a tight little ball of anger, deeeeeeeeeeeep down inside, where it can fester Very Happy

I get annoyed when... I have to deal with fucktards.

Parties are ... fantastic, with enough liquor.

I wish ... I had one more day with my grandparents.

My dog is.... my significant other.

My cat is... served on rye, with lettuce and a pickle.

Kisses are the worst when ... they're toothless.

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. regret that I've been playing on-line all night.

I really want ... to do something great with my life.

I have low tolerance for people who ... act like dicks.

If I had a million dollars I would... probably pay my student loans off and give half to my nephews. Or I'd go on one hell of a bender Laughing
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lilbeautiful555



Joined: 02 Aug 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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My ex is .... scum

Maybe I should ...do the thing my mom told me to do

I love ... ice cream!!

I don't understand ....things that stupid people say

I lost my... money Sad

People would say that I .... am a bitch

Love is ... not a myth

Somewhere, someone is ... thinking about me

I will always ... treasure christopher moore's books

Forever is ... til death

I never want to ... get hurt by a loved one and them to get away with it

I think the current President is ... stupid!

When I wake up in the morning ... im tired

Life is full of ... surprises

My past is... good, just good

I get annoyed when... . . people are mean

Parties are ... good most times

I wish ... my dream would come true

My dog is.... dead Sad Crying or Very sad

My cat is... cat?

Kisses are the worst when ... they r forced

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. go on the internet!!!

I really want ... to be a photographer

I have low tolerance for people who... r biXXes

If I had a million dollars I would... buy a house and shop^^
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Wingnut



Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 2602
Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia
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My ex is .... wanting a million dollars

Maybe I should ... get a million dollars

I love ... thinking about getting a million dollars

I don't understand .... people who don't want a million dollars

I lost my... lottery ticket...dammit

People would say that I .... want a million dollars

Love is ... easy to find when you have a million dollars

Somewhere, someone is ... holding my lost lottery ticket... dammit

I will always ... want a million dollars

Forever is ... a long time without a million dollars

I never want to ... stop wanting a million dollars

I think the current President is ... not worth a million dollars

When I wake up in the morning ... i buy a lottery ticket

Life is full of ... people who want a million dollars

My past is... lacking in millions of dollars

I get annoyed when...other people win a million dollars

Parties are ... fun when you have a million dollars

I wish ... I had a million dollars

My dog is.... waiting for the chew toy I'll buy him when I get a million dollars

My cat is... waiting for the ball of yarn I'll buy her when I get a million dollars

Kisses are the worst when ... they're only because you have a million dollars

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. continue wishing fo a million dollars

I really want ... to get a million dollars

I have low tolerance for people who ... post stupid, repetitive answers to things like this

If I had a million dollars I would...buy you a green dress (but not a REAL green dress - that's cruel).
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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 5089
Location: In the home stretch...
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Hey Klari and Aubie, think Wingnut might be a not so subtle but closeted BNL fan Wink
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bleu



Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 984
Location: Top of the I-5 Corridor
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My ex is .... a drug addict who takes advantage of his family

Maybe I should ...try to be more understanding?

I love ...smart conversation, sleeping children, good food

I don't understand ....how anybody can create a little miracle and then don't treat it like it's the most important thing in their life

I lost my...aunt who was very dear to me

People would say that I ....i am witty and perverted

Love is ...a wonderful thing

Somewhere, someone is ...contemplating their navel

I will always ...be there for the people who really need me

Forever is ...not that long when you are in love

I never want to ...go back to Ohio

I think the current President is ...worthless

When I wake up in the morning ... I am greeted by 3 smiling faces that love me

Life is full of ...ups and downs

My past is...filed away as life's lessons

I get annoyed when... people are inconsiderate

Parties are ...expensive and exhausting...unless it's at someone else's house

I wish ...we could have one HUGE Bordello meeting!

My dog is....now company for my grandma

My cat is...naked and hot

Kisses are the worst when ...you are sick and can't really give them

Tomorrow I'm going to...do the same thing i do everyday..try to take over the world

I really want ...to go on an adventure!

I have low tolerance for people who ..don't appreciate what they have

If I had a million dollars I would...I would arrange for a HUGE Bordello get together in VEGAS!!!!!!
Wink

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