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Aubie



Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1428
Location: Bammer
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leprrkan wrote:
Hey Klari and Aubie, think Wingnut might be a not so subtle but closeted BNL fan Wink


Sweet! Great answers!
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Post Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:48 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Aubie



Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1428
Location: Bammer
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My ex is .... still walking around with an incredibly small penis.

Maybe I should ... make a grocery list

I love ... my hubby

I don't understand .... people

I lost my... golf balls

People would say that I .... am a smartass

Love is ... peace

Somewhere, someone is ... running from spider-like squirrels

I will always ... look on bright side of life...doo do doo

Forever is ... a long time

I never want to ... lose my mind

I think the current President is ... not without faults

When I wake up in the morning ... I hit the snooze about six times

Life is full of ... funny things

My past is... making me stronger for my future

I get annoyed when...people can't fucking drive

Parties are ... fun, especially Halloween parties!

I wish ... I won the $235 million powerball lottery

My dog is.... both are awesome!

My cat is... talking to the other two on plots to kill Mike

Kisses are the worst when ... someone's drunk

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. go to Auburn, go to the game and drink a beer

I really want ...to go do some errands

I have low tolerance for people who ... are narrow-minded sexist, racist bastards

If I had a million dollars I would...buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat that's cruel. Or have a cat/dog ranch.
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VZG



Joined: 15 Sep 2007
Posts: 16
Location: New York, New York
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My ex is ... non-existant? I'd have to date first. :/

Maybe I should ... spend more time in social situations.

I love ... writing.

I don't understand ... why my building has money cards for the laundry rooms. I preferred the coin-operated ones. At least I never had to stare in agony at a machine telling me that no, I could not have a card, damn it.

I lost my ... keys. Just this past Thursday! More importantly, the keychain, which I had grown attached to... although the keys are important, too. They cost me fifty buck to replace.

People would say that I ... ask too many questions. I guess. A variety of people have said a variety of things, which don't always mesh very well! But I do ask a lot of questions. Also, I'm loud.

Love is ... not something that develops overnight. I'm looking at you, Hollywood!

Somewhere, someone is ... waiting to hire me. (I hope.)

I will always ... try to make money by writing. And probably also always fail, but trying is the key! (Or so I tell myself.)

Forever is ... how long those two stranded characters from All That will be together.

I never want to ... work in an office. Of course, because of this, I am surely doomed to work in one.

I think the current President is ... a narrow-minded dumbass who has all my father's bad points and none of the good.

When I wake up in the morning ... I become instantly angry at whoever is waking me up, or if I've woken up on my own, I believe my dreams are real. For about ninety seconds.

Life is full of ... inspiration.

My past is ... kind of boring. Really boring, actually.

I get annoyed when ... ellipses are messed up, damn it!

Parties are ... awkward. And not fun for someone who doesn't dance, drink, get high, or speak well. That would be me.

I wish ... I was a wizard. Or a superhero. Or a unicorn! Or a fairy. Or a werewolf. Or rich. Or already published. And a lot of other things.

My dog is ... plural. And they are my greatest comforts. I love you, Benson and Mr. Bojangles!

My cat is ... also plural. And they are... um. Small. And fluffy. Melissa smells funny.

Kisses are the worst when ... they come from a dog who was just licking himself. :/

Tommorrow I'm going to ... do laundry and probably not much more.

I really want ... money. And to get published. And to make movies. And to see my dogs tonight.

I have low tolerance for people who ... don't even try to use proper spelling and grammar.

If I had a million dollars I would ... pay off all my debts, my parents' debts, and my brother's debts, then set aside a college fund for my younger brother, and then, with the five dollars that would maybe be left over, I'd start saving for the days when I've graduated. Or buy ice cream.
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Wingnut



Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 2602
Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia
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Aubie wrote:
leprrkan wrote:
Hey Klari and Aubie, think Wingnut might be a not so subtle but closeted BNL fan Wink


Sweet! Great answers!


Closeted? Who's closeted? Somewhere I still have a cassette tape (remember those?) of their first, independantly released album - which has different lyrics in some of the songs. Although at the moment I can't remember what they are. My girlfriend used to go see them at the UBC pub when they weren't even famous yet (and I'm jealous!)

Have you guys seen "Ed's Up" yet?
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Spacemonkey



Joined: 12 Feb 2009
Posts: 51
Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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My ex is .... a mental health risk

Maybe I should ... learn to floss

I love ... peanut butter, jazz, late night tv, twizzlers, stories, sex, green plants

I don't understand .... much of anything about me or other people

I lost my... faith recently, in god and in my perceptions, so maybe the god part is still ok

People would say that I .... am too serious

Love is ... a dog from hell. . .fou. . .an advertising conspiracy. . . hard to live without

Somewhere, someone is ... this one is too creepy to think about

I will always ... wonder about roads not taken

Forever is ... daunting

I never want to ... be hurt again in some of the ways i have been

I think the current President is ... going to contribute to the destruction of the world much more slowly than the last one

When I wake up in the morning ... i'm not really human until 2 cups of coffee and three cigs

Life is full of ... treasures, mistakes, sublime moments, regrets, decisions, consequences, joys, pains, boredom, . . .really, i just go ond on

My past is... sordid, troubled, painful, revolting, but not without adventure, love and experience. . .trick is trying to keep it 'past'

I get annoyed when... . . people are dense or boring or move too slowly

Parties are ... sigh, i really wouldn't know

I wish ... i could get life right

My dog is.... dead 2 years now and still missed

My cat is... independent, fights too much with other cats, but stops in from time to time to say hello

Kisses are the worst when ... late stage gingivitis is involved, lol, or someone vomits (had this happen once during my wayward youth)

Tomorrow I'm going to. .. write a biology exam that i am ill prepared for

I really want ... to feel less alone

I have low tolerance for people who ... can't break through their own facades

If I had a million dollars I would... right now, probably be in trouble, but otherwise, buy a home and take a lot of classes without any worry about whether they improved my chances in the job market

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LadyTelly



Joined: 17 Feb 2009
Posts: 25
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My ex is .... A fucking sociopath

Maybe I should ... go to bed

I love ... sex

I don't understand .... why people lie to themselves

I lost my... mind, a long time ago

People would say that I .... drive them crazy

Love is ... what you make of it

Somewhere, someone is ... taking a dump

I will always ... have fun

Forever is ... the day after tomorrow

I never want to ... forget whats important

I think the current President is ... black, and its sweet

When I wake up in the morning ... I dont want to

Life is full of ... failures and successes

My past is... blurry

I get annoyed when... . . people try too hard

Parties are ... Brilliant

I wish ... Money wasnt necessary

My dog is.... a bitch

My cat is... a bitch

Kisses are the worst when ... they arent wanted

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. do it

I really want ... a farm

I have low tolerance for people who ... suck

If I had a million dollars I would... spend it like Ive got it

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permanentlyperplexed



Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 320
Location: South Carolina
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My ex is .... a douche

Maybe I should ...fly

I love ...grass (no not that kind of grass, the kind that grows on the ground in stalks and should be pretty and green, or blue depending on where you are from...)

I don't understand .... wuv

I lost my... willingness to be silly for half a moment

People would say that I .... am fucking crazy?

Love is ... i haven't a fucking clue

Somewhere, someone is ... thinking of me. i can feel it, it is weird...

I will always ... love nursery rhymes

Forever is ... long

I never want to ...let you go

I think the current President is ...ok

When I wake up in the morning ... i say: "damn you person waking me up via thoughts!"

Life is full of ... disappointment

My past is... shitty at best, but not really it just seems that way atm

I get annoyed when... when? fuck, everything seems to annoy me right now

Parties are ...things i have heard of but never been to...

I wish ... i were a fish

My dog is.... dumb

My cat is...*was* my best friend

Kisses are the worst when ... they are unwanted

Tomorrow I'm going to. .. sleep

I really want ... to stop being like this and that all the time

I have low tolerance for people who ... are just plain stupid...like some angels we know

If I had a million dollars I would...own a library, but no one would be allowed to check out books unless i knew and somewhat trusted them.
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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Yo, PermPlex- I'm thinking about you & wondering if you're going to Decatur, too... Wink

My ex is .... a waste of oxygen

Maybe I should ... do lots of things that'll never be done time

I love ... sex & the one that provides it

I don't understand .... why folks gotta have noise going all the damned time Evil or Very Mad

I lost my ... patience when I lived with a drunk, ain't got any left so don't push me!

People would say that I .... need to relax- I say they should turn off the noisemakers & let me Razz

Love is ... not for the faint of heart or other wimps

Somewhere, someone is ... doing something that'd make me wanna smack them

I will always ... take long showers

Forever is ... longer than I expect to live

I never want to ... wash dishes by hand

I think the current President is ... a distinct improvement on the last one

When I wake up in the morning ... I better not cuz I ve usually just gotten to bed

Life is full of ... noise & irritation

My past is ... full of entertaining stories, you shoulda been there

I get annoyed when ... I'm forced to see, hear or smell dogs

Parties are ... mostly overrated & way too loud

I wish ... I had a teleporter/time machine, got some things to fix Twisted Evil

My dog is.... never had one, never will so keep them far away

My cat is... they're all gone

Kisses are the worst when ... they taste of vomit

Tommorrow I'm going to ... get things ready to leave for Decatur

I really want ... to get my teeth fixed so I can get on with the rest of my life

I have low tolerance for people who ... force their disgusting vices on me

If I had a million dollars I would... probably move away, definitely get a bigger house

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Rainbow_Stars



Joined: 18 Feb 2009
Posts: 118
Location: Ontario
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My ex is .... still in love with me.

Maybe I should ...go sky diving this summer in Ireland

I love ...animals

I don't understand ....the government

I lost my... alcohol tolerance this winter

People would say that I .... am random and have an addicting laugh

Love is ... what you make it.

Somewhere, someone is ... masterbating

I will always ... have an obsession with music and concerts.

Forever is ... as long as you want it to be.

I never want to ... have children.

I think the current President is ... over rated.

When I wake up in the morning ... i need sex, coffee and a shower.

Life is full of ... really interesting people and adventures.

My past is... what makes me who i am.

I get annoyed when... people make me repeat myself.

Parties are ...wicked in the summer with a campfire a couple guitars and a handful of your bestest friends.

I wish ... i had a ferret.

My dog was... who taught me to walk/run.

My cat was...the neighborhood tramp.

Kisses are the worst when ... you're pissed off.

Tomorrow I'm going to... work.

I really want ... to switch my afternoon shifts to graves.

I have low tolerance for people who ... can't back up their opinions.

If I had a million dollars I would...back pack around europe.

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Jessika



Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 68
Location: Washington
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My ex is .... the love of my life and now married

Maybe I should ... go to sleep

I love ... my ex lol

I don't understand .... quantum physics

I lost my... hair brush that or my room mates bitchy gf stole it

People would say that I .... read alot

Love is ... forever

Somewhere, someone is ... not thinking of me

I will always ... love calamari Smile

Forever is ... a long time

I never want to ... die

I think the current President is ... only in office because everyone wanted a black president.

When I wake up in the morning ... i always have to pee reallyyyy bad

Life is full of ... boredum

My past is... what i miss most

I get annoyed when... people are mean or stupid

Parties are ... fun

I wish ... i had my ex back

My dog is.... white and fluffy and so is his wify

My cat is... gray with patches of other colors

Kisses are the worst when ... you get a glob of spit that goes into ur mouth.....grosss. i had it happen once. omg i actually shivered thinking about it..

Tommorrow I'm going to. .. BEACH COMBERS!! a huge yard sale at city beach. hoping to find some good books

I really want ... to be happy

I have low tolerance for people who ... are mean. close minded. push their religion on others

If I had a million dollars I would... get lipo. buy clothes. start a business. then use the profits from that as donation for a cancer foundation. sounds low on the list but not in the long run.
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mmmarmalade



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 12
Location: Canada
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My ex is .... not missed

Maybe I should ... take a bath

I love ... my cat

I don't understand .... homophobia

I lost my... tolerance for bulls**t

People would say that I ....am decent but damaged

Love is ... precious and hard to obtain

Somewhere, someone is ... wishing for better for me

I will always ... be uncertain

Forever is ... too long to think about

I never want to ... be friendless

I think the current President is ... doing a vastly better job than the last one.

When I wake up in the morning ... my cat is usually standing on my boob.

Life is full of ... uncertainty.

My past is... dearly missed.

I get annoyed when... people are pushy and controlling.

Parties are ... too rare.

I wish ... i were healthy again.

My dog is.... nonexistent.

My cat is... the dearest creature in the world.

Kisses are the worst when ... they try to consume you rather than just kiss you.

Tomorrow I'm going to. .. watch movies.

I really want ... to be a sweeter person.

I have low tolerance for people who ... need to have everything their way.

If I had a million dollars I would... buy a condo and paint it all the wonderful colors I want to, and then get another cat.
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