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Send The Guy To Jail

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This is just a bit of fun so don't start a political debate. I am not saying anything in what I have written is true (I'm not looking for legal action). I have used poetic license as I don't know all the facts and it's more fun. Feel free to add verses.

Oh, Dick Cheney went a hunting,
A hunting he did go,
And when he spied a quail,
He let the buckshot go.
He missed the tiny target,
And shot his friend instead,
Now Dick Cheney's worried,
His friend might wind up dead.

Oh send the guy to jail,
To jail he should go.
He says he isn't guilty,
But how could we really know?
Give the guy some striped clothes,
And take away his job,
Send the guy to jail,
And leave him to the mob.

Oh George W Bush went spying,
A spying he did go.
Domestic phone taps everywhere,
But no one was to know.
Now everybody found out,
The papers told us all,
And though it's not quite legal,
We're careful who we call.

Oh send the guy to jail,
To jail he should go.
He says he isn't guilty,
But how could we really know?
Give the guy some striped clothes,
And take away his job,
Send the guy to jail,
And leave him to the mob.

Oh Tom DeLay, he went campaigning,
Campaigning he did go,
But where the money came from,
We weren't supposed to know.
Then one day in Texas,
Indictment came his way,
Violation of election laws,
And laundering the way.

Oh send the guy to jail,
To jail he should go.
He says he isn't guilty,
But how could we really know?
Give the guy some striped clothes,
And take away his job,
Send the guy to jail,
And leave him to the mob.
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Mind if I re-post that? I know just the venue.

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sgt_steve wrote:
Mind if I re-post that? I know just the venue.


Not at all. Long as you take this bit along...

2006 All rights reserved. JJY
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Done.

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Where did you post it?

Reply in FanFic Comments so we don't make this any longer.
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