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edrie



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okay - haven't read all nine pages so i may be late to the party here... but

the cooking channel could DEFINITELY use some zombie chefs! i mean, recipes for brains with celebrity competitions with those dessert scuptures?

think of the possibilities!

hi, all - back for a brief pass through - hope all are well!

horses are fine - non-zombie types - just moved them again due to barn owner's impending divorce and sale of property where they were staying - oh. divorce lawyers - zombies - hmmmmm

that could work, too!
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Paris in jail
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Laveric



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Just ran across something on the Amazon's recommend feature. Marvel Zombies! Zombie Wolverine, Zombie Hulk, Zombie Iron Man... Life does not get much better.

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I always thought Disney World or Disney Land would be more fun with Zombies.

"Whats the line for?" asks parent of three kids.
"This line? It is for the brain sucking Zombies, but I think all the F'in Fast Pass people are holding it up . . ."

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The National Deadficit.
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Boxing.
"He knocked his head clean off! But by God, this fella has fight in him, he's still going, without a head!"

The Marathon. Several days of shambling people, slowly having bits fall off them.

Vampires. The suave sons'a'bitches will have a great time deciding whether they want to suck your blood or eat your brain.
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Hamsters...zombie hamsters... Shocked
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I wanna see Zom-BEES!

They're infinitely worse that those wimps known as "killer" bees!
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I'm thinking the Roman Catholic priesthood... or at least the altar boys as it would give them a more sporting chance. Just think, at the Consecration: "Jesus said 'This is my braaaaaaaaains...' "

I know they spice up any live theater, since my friend adapted and produced a stage version of "Night of the Living Dead"; but they'd break up a four-hour Eugene O'Neill quite nicely, no?

Infomercials would be great with zombies, but they'd have to be English zombies, like that Ian guy: "Wow, mate, yur right this sandwhich maker does crisp the braaaaaaaaaains..."

Or monster truck rally announcements: "SUNDAYS! SUNDAYS! SAUNDAYS! BRING THE KIDS AND SEE "BIGFOOT" CRUSH A LINE OF BRAAAAAAAAAAINS..."

Any of the Animal Planet people that keep poking the snakes with sticks... I mean YOU Jeff Corwin...
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Breakfast cereal, new from Kellogg, Frosted Zombie Flakes.
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Ahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah.
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i8tokyo wrote:
Breakfast cereal, new from Kellogg, Frosted Zombie Flakes.



Ooooh! What's the prize in the box???
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wanna know something creepy? for the past few months I swear i have been seeing a zombie rabbit.... looked exactly like peter.





WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?



*flees to make more money and buy corporate zombies*
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Dr. Fudd



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i8tokyo wrote:
Breakfast cereal, new from Kellogg, Frosted Zombie Flakes.


Ooooh! What's the prize in the box???


If they're made from real Zombies you're going to get the occasional eye and errant tooth as a matter of course. What more could you ask for?
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