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Lib



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Since I love musicals.

Tune: Bring Him Home from Les Miserables...

Suck My Brain

Zombies are near...
Hear my scream.
In my head
soon they'll be.

They are here
I'm afraid.
In they burst,
Heaven's cursed.
Suck my brain
Suck my brain
Suck my brain.
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Post Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:20 pm   View user's profile Send private message
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More Zombie, Better Movie  Reply with quote  

To add to the movie list:

Steel Magnolias
The English Patient
Mars Attacks
Birth of a Nation
Natural Born Killers

and the worst movie ever, which would now be aptly named....

The kids in the Hall bring you.... wait for it..... wait for it

Brain Candy

Post Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:56 pm   
chris
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gracie wrote:
Pat Robinson's 500 Club






Redundant Smile

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Lib



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Amen. Very Happy
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Nearly everything Oprah stars in or promotes.
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Ginjg



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All network Morning Shows.



A bite on the neck may be quite vampiretical
But Zombies are a scribe's best friend
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y



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on the movie kick:

charlie and the zombie factory
days of zombies
top zombie
zombie and the beast
conan the zombie
zombies in wonderland
finding zombieland
zombies of the carribean
national lampoon's zombie vacation
zombie house


tv shows:

that zombie show
everybody loves zombies
who wants to be a zombie
wheel of zombies
let's make a zombie
zombie factor
the amazing zombie race
zombiebusters
extreme zombie makeover

songs:

madonna(like a virgin): like a zombie, eating brains for the first time-like a zo-o-o-ombie, with my mouth full, of your brains...

eric clapton(layla): zombies, chomping on my brain, zombies, driving me insane zombies...

soft cell(tainted love) sometimes i feel i've got to - eat your brains - i've got to eat your brains...

...i think i need to stop now...
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The movie "The Hours"...nicole kidman's prosthetic nose would be a tasty appetizer, no?

Canada.

Jeopardy, College Edition. "HI, Alec, I'm Sunny, from Pepperdine, I'm a kappa delta, and I like...BRRAAAAAIIIINS....COED BRAAAAINS"

Rodeos. (that's my favorite, i think.)


~I'm colleen, by the way. This one was too good to stay quiet about Surprised)
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JulieB



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Ooh, Rodeos! Smile Good one Karma.


How about Lawyers or better yet Trials. Oh wait...most lawyers are already zombies.

Movies:

Any chick flick.

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FattyFattyPorkFace



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The Rolling Stones
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deb



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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
The Rolling Stones


Don't be redundant.
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Firewall
My workplace
Palmer
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chris
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y wrote:
on the movie kick:

charlie and the zombie factory
days of zombies
top zombie
zombie and the beast
conan the zombie
zombies in wonderland
finding zombieland
zombies of the carribean
national lampoon's zombie vacation
zombie house


tv shows:

that zombie show
everybody loves zombies
who wants to be a zombie
wheel of zombies
let's make a zombie
zombie factor
the amazing zombie race
zombiebusters
extreme zombie makeover

songs:

madonna(like a virgin): like a zombie, eating brains for the first time-like a zo-o-o-ombie, with my mouth full, of your brains...

eric clapton(layla): zombies, chomping on my brain, zombies, driving me insane zombies...

soft cell(tainted love) sometimes i feel i've got to - eat your brains - i've got to eat your brains...

...i think i need to stop now...


Oh yeah! Xlent!

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Regina



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Xanadu =

Zombiedu

to the tune of Magic

"Have to believe, we have maggots"

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Truly great suggestions to all. I have always been an advocate of the Theorem of Zombie Inclusion which states:

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Anything which is produced for sale to others can only be made more profitable and desirable by the inclusion of zombies. Corollary: People will pay to see any movie that contains zombies, regardless of how truly bad the story and film really is.


As such, my recommendation: Battlestar Galactica is to have all Cylons replaced with Zombies in all future episodes and on the DVD release; the annoying kid in Savana Smiles will be replaced by a zombie, and Rocky Balboa will be a zombie in the Upcoming ROCKY whatevernumberitis.
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