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knikkki



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ANYTHING Jamie Fox related.

With that Connect the Dots hairline, he's just asking for his brains to get eaten.




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JulieB



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knikkki wrote:
ANYTHING Jamie Fox related.

With that Connect the Dots hairline, he's just asking for his brains to get eaten.



knikki, that cracked me up so bad. Thanks for the laugh. Laughing Are you sure he is not already a person eating zombie? Yikes, I just scared myself.

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chris wrote:
Name other things that could be improved by zombies.


The Academy Awards ceremonies. The winner gets his or her brains eaten out onstage by zombies wearing tuxedos and evening gowns. And it's even a public service, similar to the Darwin Awards -- the people the Academy thinks are great are removed from the business permanently, increasing the overall quality of movies.

Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:48 am   
sgt_steve



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'Hustle' could not be improved by zombies, because it's already got zombies.

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FattyFattyPorkFace



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sgt_steve wrote:
'Hustle' could not be improved by zombies, because it's already got zombies.


It does? I mean, yes, it does.

Did you watch that yet? I have the DVDs now Very Happy How did that other DVD work out?
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I am soooooooooooo glad I read this morning. I was miserable when I came into work. After a good laugh and snarking coffee through my nose, I am significantly less miserable.

Thanks AG.

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Click



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How about the Congressional Medal of Zombiness?

"for eating the brains of all actors, politicians, insurance sales professionals, and lawyers, we bestow the Congressional Medal of Zombiness."

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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Things that could be improved by zombies:

Call Centres
McDonalds
Pride and Prejudice
Lady Chatterley's Lover
The post-Oscars fashion discussion
Any presidential inauguration
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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Things that could be improved by zombies:


The post-Oscars fashion discussion


Two words: Joan Rivers
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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
sgt_steve wrote:
'Hustle' could not be improved by zombies, because it's already got zombies.


It does? I mean, yes, it does.

Did you watch that yet? I have the DVDs now Very Happy How did that other DVD work out?
I'm working my way through the second series, will probably view #3 tonight.

The region 2 DVD of the Office Xmas special was rejected by every piece of hardware I put it into with varying degrees of 'ew'-ness. On the other hand, I've got the source to DeCSS somewhere around here and have been wanting to play with it. ARRR!!! Er, I mean, well, I don't know what I mean.

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i8tokyo



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[quote="FattyFattyPorkFace"]Things that could be improved by zombies:

FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Call Centres

Got 'em!

FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
McDonalds

Got 'em! (even multi-cultural like zombies. " 'ello, 'elcome to madonnas")

FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Pride and Prejudice

That guy who played Darcy had zombieness written all over him...

FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Lady Chatterley's Lover

I am not ready for zombie love, sorry I can't support this without reservation.

FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
The post-Oscars fashion discussion

The only reason zombies didn't show was the lack of brain matter present!

FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Any presidential inauguration

*see fashion discussion rationale above, then triple it.
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Anything written by Dan Brown or whatshername Rice

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Given the fact that we had found that most anything done can be done better with ZOMBIES. I would like to ask that all future books written by the author guy include at least one reference to zombies or zombieness. Although the AG puts out some of the finest word arrangement to be found, the inclusion of zombies or reference to such, could only enhance the readers enjoyment of said word arrangement.

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- Anyway, so there I was spittin on my goldfish tryin to keep it alive....

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Skinemax . . . err . . . Cinemax!! Oh, come on, that's hot! A bunch of guys and girls attracted to each other's brains running around nekkid, bodily fluids everywhere. Plus you don't have to put in slo-mo to see all the nekkid bits. They're zombies, they're already in slo-mo.

The View. Though I'd feel really sorry for the starving zombie that got that job.

Isaac Miz-doucheface's Target line. Based on the fact that anything would improve it.

When Harry Met Sally.
--"I'll have what she's having . . . and her BRAINS!"

The laundromat on Sunday mornings.
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if you're a zombie and you know it eat some brains!
if you're a zombie and you know it eat some brains!
if you're a zombie and you know it
and you really want to show it
if you're a zomibe and you know it eat some brains!

Everybody now! If you're a zombie and you....

...sorry bout the edits...typoes...
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