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Lisa M wrote:
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It hasn't so far. Why would adding MORE zombies make it better?

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Lisa M wrote:
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It hasn't so far. Why would adding MORE zombies make it better?


Well, they couldn`t possibly make it worse, could they?

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Chicken Tikka Massala
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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Chicken Tikka Massala


you Brits and your crazy foods... boy, I tell ya...
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Lisa M wrote:
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Lisa M wrote:
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It hasn't so far. Why would adding MORE zombies make it better?


Well, they couldn`t possibly make it worse, could they?


Anyone want to take bets on this? Boy howdy, could they. Remember, even zombies will be sucked into the great whirlwind that is Washington. No one can escape...especially interns and lobbiests.

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You know...I got to be a zombie in a movie once. It was pretty much one of the best days of my life.

I'm too lazy to read the other million posts to make sure my idea isn't a duplicate, so here goes: advertising would be better with zombies.

Picture some sweet elderly grandpa-type fellow with a bowl of oatmeal - "So remember that in the everyday hustle and bustle of modern life, it's important to make time to enjoy the simple things that truly matter...or the zombies will get you."

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Child-rearing...

every night when i tuck the kids in bed, this is how it goes...

CU: What do zombies say?

kids: uuuurrrrghhhhh

CU: what do zombies eat?

kids: Braaaaaiiiinnnnnnns!!!

every now and then, when i lean in to give ZG a kiss, she will try to bite my head...

and, on occassion, in the morning when The Boy comes in to wake me up, he hits me in the head with something hard... just in case i've "turned" in the middle of the night...
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ok im off to buy the Zombie survival guide... this is getting serious... my chain whip is not enough!
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Click wrote:
Lisa M wrote:
Click wrote:
Lisa M wrote:
Congress


It hasn't so far. Why would adding MORE zombies make it better?


Well, they couldn`t possibly make it worse, could they?


Anyone want to take bets on this? Boy howdy, could they. Remember, even zombies will be sucked into the great whirlwind that is Washington. No one can escape...especially interns and lobbiests.
3 bucks says it could! I have a friend in Wa. I wouldnt want her to be near a brain eating zombie unless....she knows how to defend herself.
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John Stossell
Giraldo Rivera
Charles and Camilla

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The new Goldfish Cracker commercials would be monumentally improved by Zombies. I'm mean really. A fricken animated cracker waking with nightmares of "square" crackers. Pa-lease.
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Kianu wrote:
The new Goldfish Cracker commercials would be monumetously improved by Zombies. I'm mean really. A fricken animated cracker waking with nightmares of "square" crackers. Pa-lease.


Has anyone thought of marketing Zombie crackers?

Or cheesy brain-shaped crackers for zombies?

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Oh, man... Laughing



edit: more. or am i supposed to always say moore around here?

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MADE TO FEEL UNWELCOME

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Kianu wrote:
The new Goldfish Cracker commercials would be monumentally improved by Zombies. I'm mean really. A fricken animated cracker waking with nightmares of "square" crackers. Pa-lease.


Wasn't there a jingle for those not terribly long ago about how they smile back until you bite their heads off? I'm thinking that means we are the zombies. Twisted Evil
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